OT: Looking up funny stories about withdrawing singles turned learning SARs

You just gotta love the internet and its rabbit hole complex. All I wanted was a story about a guy withdrawing hundreds of dollars in $1s and somehow stumbled upon seedy practices and laws banks practice on the average customer. Seriously, SARs sounds wild and woefully unfair but all this talk of kiting and structuring is just as wild and wildly confusing. DAMN YOU INTERNET and your ability to teach me more than I expected to know. Next time I'll just look up cat videos. That's always a safe bet.