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(credit to shadowcat) What, if anything, did your favorite get for you?

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bullzeyeNew Hampshire

Mine got me lotion. Then proceeded to rub it all over me. 👍👍

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Tiburon

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. HAHA I'm just kidding. SHe bought me high quality rubbing lotion and premium tissues. Then gave me a complimentary handshake. Worst...gift...EVER!

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Papi_Chulo

A lightly-used condom

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BocaOnt2019

What he said. ;)

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Papi_Chulo

"... She gave me more fake intimacy than I paid for if you can believe that ..."

Hey - it's not fake - if you believe it

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K

These are the gifts I've received so far this Christmas

Two of them took me to lunch and drinks yesterday. No play time afterwards.

Another lady brought me a couple of cigars from her trip to Miami

Roommates got me the follwoing
A gift basket of men's grooming products
a assortment of beers from Asia

My current long time favorite
A bottle of wine and a book

And finally a bottle of whisky

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twentyfive

^ how’s about rent a life 🤩

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twentyfive

I wonder who that quote is from?

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