(credit to shadowcat) What, if anything, did your favorite get for you?

aids. . . . . . . . . . .

. . HAHA I'm just kidding. SHe bought me high quality rubbing lotion and premium tissues. Then gave me a complimentary handshake. Worst...gift...EVER!

A lightly-used condom

What he said. ;)

"... She gave me more fake intimacy than I paid for if you can believe that ..."

Hey - it's not fake - if you believe it

These are the gifts I've received so far this Christmas

Two of them took me to lunch and drinks yesterday. No play time afterwards.

Another lady brought me a couple of cigars from her trip to Miami

Roommates got me the follwoing A gift basket of men's grooming products a assortment of beers from Asia

My current long time favorite A bottle of wine and a book

And finally a bottle of whisky

^ how’s about rent a life 🤩

I wonder who that quote is from?