(credit to shadowcat) What, if anything, did your favorite get for you?

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• Tiburon

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  5 years ago

  aids.
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  . HAHA I'm just kidding. SHe bought me high quality rubbing lotion and premium tissues. Then gave me a complimentary handshake. Worst...gift...EVER!
• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  A lightly-used condom
• BocaOnt2019

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  5 years ago

  What he said. ;)
• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  "... She gave me more fake intimacy than I paid for if you can believe that ..."
  
  Hey - it's not fake - if you believe it
• K

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  5 years ago

  These are the gifts I've received so far this Christmas
  
  Two of them took me to lunch and drinks yesterday. No play time afterwards.
  
  Another lady brought me a couple of cigars from her trip to Miami
  
  Roommates got me the follwoing
  A gift basket of men's grooming products
  a assortment of beers from Asia
  
  My current long time favorite
  A bottle of wine and a book
  
  And finally a bottle of whisky
  
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  ^ how’s about rent a life 🤩
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  I wonder who that quote is from?