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Reason #77 For Why an LDK is better than FS, BJ, HJ

NJBalla
New York
While surveilling Orchids of Asia Day Spa, police officers conducted a "trash pull" outside the parlor and found wet napkins covered with male DNA, which helped authorities obtain a search warrant for the spa.

https://www.businessinsider.com/rubmapsc…


With an LDK you take the evidence home with you. For the mongers who let the girl throw the condom or napkin in the waste basket, think twice!

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san_jose_guy
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6 years ago
Give it up NJBalla. Start taking girls home with you.

SJG
SirLapdancealot
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6 years ago
^ Give it up san_jose_creep. Start actually going to a strip club in real life rather than posting your delusions about them. Same thing goes for your sexual interactions with women in real life.

i.e. quit being a PL poser and living vicariously
WILLYSGOTAWOMAN
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6 years ago
I'm so outraged and perplexed by prostitution being illegal i have a hard time taking this seriously. but i just got a happy ending today and i should probably stip doing that due to the nazi asshole demons that run this country.
WILLYSGOTAWOMAN
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6 years ago
not only should prostitution be legal but i should be getting credit for economic development in poor nj communities. you think there's a hot woman in newark who doesn't see me and know her rent is paid?
whodey
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6 years ago
Reason #69 that BBBJCIMWS beats an LDK. When she swallows there is no evidence to take home or for the cops to find.
NJBalla
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6 years ago
^Those girls are hard to find in NJ, but if I found one Id keep in my rotation. Hopefully she doesnt like to kiss or close talk
grand1511
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6 years ago
What poor cop was stuck with that duty? Time to start looking for a new job if you have to do that!
skibum609
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6 years ago
Do front room make-out session with a trans woman like SJG.
san_jose_guy
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6 years ago
If you want LDKing, just order a FemBot, and remember to get the extra duration battery packs, installed under her breasts.

ACME FemBots
Hackensack New Jersey

SJG

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NJBalla
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6 years ago
*Spoilers* SJG is really Joe Bonamassa hoping to get more youtube clicks
NJBalla
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6 years ago
Wow SJG for someone that routinely gives terrible strip club advice you actually have good music taste. PS I'd bang the middle back up singer. Shes my type
BoringLoser
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6 years ago
Well, I’m not gonna click on all 75 links every time. Who has time for that?
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