Did you miss me?

Here is the real story...

I did not get dead from a viagra hard on attack like some thought. I was dead with laughter. I was not stuck in the shitter, I was stuck in server with Dennis Hof.

Dennis Hof is a cool dude but got annoying while bragging about the election and how he was dead and won. He kept bragging about his stupid book and how many hookers he banged... Still good people though. I was stuck in the PM system bouncing back and forth. I read all the messages and some of you are some sick fucks...lmfao. It was like being on airplanes and it scared the shit out of me and I kept hitting my head. Kind of like destroying airplane shitters. I saw lots of good trolling on here, so good job and keep up the good work...

Help me flush this troop turd for good

^^^ lmao... lord help us all.

Joe, shut the hell up and go to your room

Smash that like button

I shot the sheriff And crazy joe Shot his deputy Lol

Fuck. I am going to be busy again. No rest for the wicked I guess

Dennis Hof still don't pimp like me. He has to fuck hookers under his employment. all my hoes, civie and strippers, are FWB not P4P. I pimp and sell drugs solely to make money because I can't get a job.

Shit Joe, I am not ready to go back to work

Dammit

I’m glad Crazyjoe is back. If he’s posting here - that means I can go back to air travel.

The last thing I want is to have my flight diverted due to a volcanic overflowing shit in the airplane toilet!

^ Pussy;)

I’d feel safer sitting next to that stupid shoe bomber - than Crazyjoe after he’s eaten Taco Bell!

Crazyjoe is the kind of dude who needs to declare his bowels as a dangerous weapon!

Call me what you want. I’ll rent a piper cub before I get on a plane with Osama BinCrappin...

^;))))