Undercounting Dances

sinclair
Strip Club Nation
On three of my last four trips to a strip club, I have had dancers undercount the number of dances we did. In all cases, I did strings of between 6 and 11 dances. I do not think any of these instances were strippers intentionally giving me a freebie. I think they were just having a good time and forgot to make a hash mark on their mental tally. This is strange because in the past I have more frequently experienced the opposite: dancers overcounting.

I kind of look at it like ordering McDonald's at the drive thru. If they forget to put a quarter pounder in the bag, you park the car and go bitch at them. If they accidentally put more food in the bag than what you paid for, you just drive off and say "fuck yeah".

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Papi_Chulo
6 years ago
Under-counts happen once in a while w/ me but over-counts are more-common - I guess if you are getting that many dances in a row then a discount may be in order
Jascoi
6 years ago
math is not one of my skills. especially when i’m distracted mentally.
MrGreene
6 years ago
I've experienced buying in bulk discounts. My ATF likes doing this whenever I get dances from her. If I only get a handful of dances 3-5 then it's the regular price. Although, if I get dances that are more than that, she'll give me a discount. It's usually around 25% discount off of the total, so if I get ten songs, she'll only charge me for seven songs. If I get twenty songs, she'll only charge me for 15 songs. So far, it always keeps me going back to her. The largest bulk of songs I've ever bought from her were around 40. Whatever $$$ she loses out on on each songs, she gains it back tenfold in repeat PLs who always look for her first, or from PLs who would normally only buy a few songs, but instead are buying in bulk due to the discount. I think it motivates customers to buy in bulk instead of a few dances. Too bad more dancers don't adapt this method.
flagooner
6 years ago
So how many would she charge is she gave you 628 dances?
MrGreene
6 years ago
^^Lol, I have no clue but I'm guessing she'll short-circuit trying to do the math as I am right now.
Jascoi
6 years ago
about 471
Jascoi
6 years ago
charge for 471 dances... since i don’t know the price per dance.
MrGreene
6 years ago
I should also mention that it's not a discount she brings up to non-regulars because she doesn't want anyone gaming her system. And her discounts could fluctuate depending on if she knows you'll buy songs in bulk of not. At the end of the day, her advise is, if you know you'll buy twenty songs, then arrive at the club with twenty songs worth of money. Then she might surprise you with the discount. She does this so PLs aren't relying on the discount. It only applies when she says it does, at the end of the songs. It's still a great deal because you could end up saving 25% off of a visit. Even more often for regulars.
Liwet
6 years ago
For repeat visits, I offer up how much I'm willing to pay at the end and then tell the girls not to count songs. I could probably get a girl to sit with me for my entire time there for $1,000 so let's just do it someplace where she can take her top off and I'll pay her and send her away when I get bored.
MackTruck
6 years ago
^^^ your so bad
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