I was at a dinner party tonite. I was sneaking up on people and tied their shoes together
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I was at a dinner party tonite. I was sneaking up on people and tied their shoes together
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I was down and dirty rolling on the floor
That’s pretty slick. How did they not notice?
I am sneaky
^Ahahaha, that’s great.
Sounds like you’re the fuckin life of the party. How do get lampshades on your head?
Those people loved me so much they sent me home with home made banana bread and farm fresh eggs from their chickens
It pays to tie people's shoes
I hate dinner parties. Mostly cos I cant stand pretentious yuppie fucks
Something tells me you don’t get invited to many dinner parties unless it’s to give free blowjobs.
I am sure they sent you home with the banana and eggs shoved up your ass. Delightful guest...
^^^ rong
wouldn't work on this crowd. They're probably all wearing velcro shoes. Or maybe it would??
^^^ lol
Oh goodness. One day I want to do that at a strip club. When a PL is distracted and getting a dance in cowgirl position, I want to see if I can get away with it.
^^^^I would love to see this!
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