Those people loved me so much they sent me home with home made banana bread and farm fresh eggs from their chickens
Oh goodness. One day I want to do that at a strip club. When a PL is distracted and getting a dance in cowgirl position, I want to see if I can get away with it.
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last commentI was down and dirty rolling on the floor
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That’s pretty slick. How did they not notice?
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I am sneaky
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^Ahahaha, that’s great.
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Sounds like you’re the fuckin life of the party. How do get lampshades on your head?
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Those people loved me so much they sent me home with home made banana bread and farm fresh eggs from their chickens
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It pays to tie people's shoes
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I hate dinner parties. Mostly cos I cant stand pretentious yuppie fucks
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Something tells me you don’t get invited to many dinner parties unless it’s to give free blowjobs.
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I am sure they sent you home with the banana and eggs shoved up your ass. Delightful guest...
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^^^ rong
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wouldn't work on this crowd. They're probably all wearing velcro shoes. Or maybe it would??
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^^^ lol
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Oh goodness. One day I want to do that at a strip club. When a PL is distracted and getting a dance in cowgirl position, I want to see if I can get away with it.
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^^^^I would love to see this!
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