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Dinner Party

crazyjoe
Colorado
I was at a dinner party tonite. I was sneaking up on people and tied their shoes together

15 comments

  • crazyjoe
    6 years ago
    I was down and dirty rolling on the floor
  • nicespice
    6 years ago
    That’s pretty slick. How did they not notice?
  • crazyjoe
    6 years ago
    I am sneaky
  • nicespice
    6 years ago
    ^Ahahaha, that’s great.
  • gawker
    6 years ago
    Sounds like you’re the fuckin life of the party. How do get lampshades on your head?
  • crazyjoe
    6 years ago
    Those people loved me so much they sent me home with home made banana bread and farm fresh eggs from their chickens
  • crazyjoe
    6 years ago
    It pays to tie people's shoes
  • TrapBaby304
    6 years ago
    I hate dinner parties. Mostly cos I cant stand pretentious yuppie fucks
  • shailynn
    6 years ago
    Something tells me you don’t get invited to many dinner parties unless it’s to give free blowjobs.
  • motownkid
    6 years ago
    I am sure they sent you home with the banana and eggs shoved up your ass. Delightful guest...
  • crazyjoe
    6 years ago
    ^^^ rong
  • Dominic77
    6 years ago
    wouldn't work on this crowd. They're probably all wearing velcro shoes. Or maybe it would??
  • crazyjoe
    6 years ago
    ^^^ lol
  • nicespice
    6 years ago
    Oh goodness. One day I want to do that at a strip club. When a PL is distracted and getting a dance in cowgirl position, I want to see if I can get away with it.
  • crazyjoe
    6 years ago
    ^^^^I would love to see this!
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