ASK ME NASTY PERVERTED QUESTIONS!

I like chicks but she's not my type. Fisting requires too much of a waste of coke lol

If I were to jump into the past 15 years and kill myself back in 2003, would that be considered murder or suicide?

murder suicide duh

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What’s the record for you - either personality - for loads swallowed?

Since you have a oral fixation...

But why would it be a murder suicide? There would be no other casualty other than myself. Future me would cease to exist as soon as 2003 me died.

on a technicality 2 bodies involved

People who make a lot of references to coke seem to be stuck in the eighties, which would make you in your 40's troll

If I wanted to ask a perverted question, it wouldn't be to a guy.

^haha.

You forget that if I killed myself in 2003 then my body in 2018 would cease to exist. So there would only be one body. Even if there were two bodies, both would be my own.

Damn. Getting deep, Vantablack.

It's a paradoxical question! There isn't really a correct answer, but it's perfect way to start a conversation!

okay.

If a hoe sucks yo dick, for $5 per square inch and gets $40, including a $5 tip how big was the dick she just sucked?

^LOL