jackslash•6 yrs agoQ: What do a bowling ball and a stripper have in common? A: You can put three fingers in both of them, throw them in the gutter, and they'll still come back for more.
Subraman•6 yrs agoMy bowling ball never loses it's phone My bowling ball has never told me that I have nice eyes My bowling ball doesn't have to hide from its baby daddy when we're in public
Subraman•6 yrs agoMy bowling ball doesn't think "a good breakfast" consists of redbull and cocaine My bowling ball doesn't eat breakfast at 3pm
Cashman1234•6 yrs agoI don’t know - but they are both fun to watch when you throw them down a flight of stairs...
twentyfive•6 yrs agoMy bowling ball doesn’t leave me for a bowler with more money ;) My bowling ball loves me despite my hook ;) My bowling ball never goes in the gutter ;)
joc13•6 yrs agoa bowling ball doesn't ask for money when you want to put three fingers in it you only have to pay for the bowling ball once when you need the bowling ball it's ready to go whenever you are the bowling ball doesn't object when you loan it to your buddy the bowling ball doesn't get mad when you have to replace it because it got too heavy for you or its holes got too lose
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last commentYou can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Q: What do a bowling ball and a stripper have in common?
A: You can put three fingers in both of them, throw them in the gutter, and they'll still come back for more.
Nice. But there are 2 more tho...
Playing with the balls right requires delicate skill?
For best results, you should keep the bowling ball OUT of the alley.
If you really had to, it would probably be safer to eat the bowling ball.
My bowling ball never loses it's phone
My bowling ball has never told me that I have nice eyes
My bowling ball doesn't have to hide from its baby daddy when we're in public
My bowling ball doesn't think "a good breakfast" consists of redbull and cocaine
My bowling ball doesn't eat breakfast at 3pm
I don’t know - but they are both fun to watch when you throw them down a flight of stairs...
The best bowling balls are perfectly round.
My bowling ball doesn’t leave me for a bowler with more money ;)
My bowling ball loves me despite my hook ;)
My bowling ball never goes in the gutter ;)
It’s WAY easier to pick up a bowling ball with one hand - 1 finger per hole..... ;-D
^ but you only need to fingers for the stripper.
Two, not to
a bowling ball doesn't ask for money when you want to put three fingers in it
you only have to pay for the bowling ball once
when you need the bowling ball it's ready to go whenever you are
the bowling ball doesn't object when you loan it to your buddy
the bowling ball doesn't get mad when you have to replace it because it got too heavy for you or its holes got too lose
Bowling balls don't fuck convicts