What are the differences between a stripper and a bowling ball…?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

Q: What do a bowling ball and a stripper have in common?
A: You can put three fingers in both of them, throw them in the gutter, and they'll still come back for more. 

Nice. But there are 2 more tho...

Playing with the balls right requires delicate skill?

For best results, you should keep the bowling ball OUT of the alley.

If you really had to, it would probably be safer to eat the bowling ball.

My bowling ball never loses it's phone

My bowling ball has never told me that I have nice eyes

My bowling ball doesn't have to hide from its baby daddy when we're in public

My bowling ball doesn't think "a good breakfast" consists of redbull and cocaine

My bowling ball doesn't eat breakfast at 3pm

I don’t know - but they are both fun to watch when you throw them down a flight of stairs...

The best bowling balls are perfectly round.

My bowling ball doesn’t leave me for a bowler with more money ;)
My bowling ball loves me despite my hook ;)
My bowling ball never goes in the gutter ;)

It’s WAY easier to pick up a bowling ball with one hand - 1 finger per hole..... ;-D

^ but you only need to fingers for the stripper.

Two, not to

a bowling ball doesn't ask for money when you want to put three fingers in it

you only have to pay for the bowling ball once

when you need the bowling ball it's ready to go whenever you are

the bowling ball doesn't object when you loan it to your buddy

the bowling ball doesn't get mad when you have to replace it because it got too heavy for you or its holes got too lose

Bowling balls don't fuck convicts