so this friday, i've been invited to two separate events. as i am currently residing in atlanta i will need to take my private jet to get to either one of these events.
on one hand, charlie sheen has invited me to party in his mansion, told me he could hook me up with seven grams of his best cocaine. on my part, i will be bringing 100 bottles of Hennessy and Patron and we will all get wasted on booze and coke in a mansion full of bitches down to do anything.
on the other hand, my boy snoop and wiz want me to come on the same day, as they wanna get all the biggest smokers in hip hop and spend the whole day hotboxing the room, smoking as much weed as possible and getting knocked on our asses. since we're all massive potheads, we will be blowing through a pound of weed at least. i may need to bring my trusty cuppa lean for such an incredible occasion.
decisions decisions, what shall i do?
Why not do both, use a chopper from LAX , youre welcome I solved your dilemma.