If wives are like healthfood what are strippers like?

Deep-fried twinkie

The most decadent dessert ever.

Yes, Mr. Wonderful nailed ii. Figuratively speaking. Maybe literally, too.

It.

I’ll agree with beer, easy to go through a whole bunch of them. Lol

Bacon!!!!!!

Q. Why is beer better than strippers?
A. Beer is always wet.

Cigarettes. Expensive, incredibly unhealthy, and impossible to quit. Plus, everyone can smell them on you afterwards.

I regret to say gammanu95 is the winner

LOL

Yes. Bacon!!!

Bacon. +1