If wives are like healthfood what are strippers like?

12 comments

• steeldog65

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  6 years ago

  Deep-fried twinkie
• Jascoi

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  6 years ago

  The most decadent dessert ever.
• doctorevil

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  6 years ago

  Yes, Mr. Wonderful nailed ii. Figuratively speaking. Maybe literally, too.
• doctorevil

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  6 years ago

  It.
• Htxx

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  6 years ago

  I’ll agree with beer, easy to go through a whole bunch of them. Lol
• ATACdawg

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  6 years ago

  Bacon!!!!!!
• jackslash

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  6 years ago

  Q. Why is beer better than strippers?
  A. Beer is always wet.
• gammanu95

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  6 years ago

  Cigarettes. Expensive, incredibly unhealthy, and impossible to quit. Plus, everyone can smell them on you afterwards.
• WILLYSGOTAWOMAN

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  6 years ago

  I regret to say gammanu95 is the winner
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  LOL
• JimGassagain

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  6 years ago

  Yes. Bacon!!!
• Dominic77

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  6 years ago

  Bacon. +1