If wives are like healthfood what are strippers like?

WILLYSGOTAWOMAN

9/2/2018 10:27:57 AM

I propose beer

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steeldog65

I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold

6 years ago

Deep-fried twinkie

Jascoi

mr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...

6 years ago

The most decadent dessert ever.

doctorevil

Evil Lair

6 years ago

Yes, Mr. Wonderful nailed ii. Figuratively speaking. Maybe literally, too.

doctorevil

Evil Lair

6 years ago

It.

Htxx

6 years ago

I’ll agree with beer, easy to go through a whole bunch of them. Lol

ATACdawg

Unfortunately, the bastard is rehired😪

6 years ago

Bacon!!!!!!

jackslash

Detroit strip clubs

6 years ago

Q. Why is beer better than strippers?
A. Beer is always wet.

gammanu95

Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?

6 years ago

Cigarettes. Expensive, incredibly unhealthy, and impossible to quit. Plus, everyone can smell them on you afterwards.

WILLYSGOTAWOMAN

New Jersey

6 years ago

I regret to say gammanu95 is the winner

flagooner

Everything written by this member is a fact.

6 years ago

LOL

JimGassagain

Bacon props!!

6 years ago

Yes. Bacon!!!

Dominic77

Cleveland, Ohio

6 years ago

Bacon. +1

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