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If wives are like healthfood what are strippers like?

WILLYSGOTAWOMAN

New Jersey

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

I propose beer

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steeldog65

Deep-fried twinkie

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Jascoi

The most decadent dessert ever.

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doctorevil

Yes, Mr. Wonderful nailed ii. Figuratively speaking. Maybe literally, too.

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doctorevil

It.

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Htxx

I’ll agree with beer, easy to go through a whole bunch of them. Lol

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ATACdawg

Bacon!!!!!!

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jackslash

Q. Why is beer better than strippers? A. Beer is always wet.

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TheOne&Only

Cigarettes. Expensive, incredibly unhealthy, and impossible to quit. Plus, everyone can smell them on you afterwards.

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WILLYSGOTAWOMAN

I regret to say gammanu95 is the winner

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flagooner

LOL

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JimGassagain

Yes. Bacon!!!

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Dominic77

Bacon. +1

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