Marry me Nicole1994!
Cashman1234
He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
You are the most beautiful - sexiest - and most insightful person on this site!
I swore off marriage after my divorce - but you have reawakened my faith in the beautiful institution of marriage!
I’ve stayed away for a few days, considering this decision, and now I’m sure of my feelings. Please honor me with a simple “YES” - I will make you the happiest girl on earth!
I know you are a virgin vaginally - and it will be a pleasure to deflower you on our wedding night. I respect you keeping your pink hole pristine for me. Once we are engaged - I will make good use of your throat, tits and your sweet asshole.
Our reception will be held at the County Line BBQ. Juice can be the best man - and NiceSpice will be the maid of honor. We can use SJG’s goat as the ring bearer. Since Nina is better educated (than you are - or ever will be) she can officiate the ceremony. I know you are mildly retarded, based on your typing and misspellings), so it’s ok that you won’t be able to recite your vows.
I have already consulted with Juice and Shailynn - and there are a few vacant double wide trailers with very reasonable monthly rates - near the bus stop.
I’ve checked - and we aren’t related - unless you are a distant cousin from the Allegheny area of Pa. I doubt that because my cousin had a lazy eye - and she dragged her foot. If there is any doubt - we can hold the ceremony in West Virginia!
If I have missed any details - please remind me! I want everything to be perfect!
I swore off marriage after my divorce - but you have reawakened my faith in the beautiful institution of marriage!
I’ve stayed away for a few days, considering this decision, and now I’m sure of my feelings. Please honor me with a simple “YES” - I will make you the happiest girl on earth!
I know you are a virgin vaginally - and it will be a pleasure to deflower you on our wedding night. I respect you keeping your pink hole pristine for me. Once we are engaged - I will make good use of your throat, tits and your sweet asshole.
Our reception will be held at the County Line BBQ. Juice can be the best man - and NiceSpice will be the maid of honor. We can use SJG’s goat as the ring bearer. Since Nina is better educated (than you are - or ever will be) she can officiate the ceremony. I know you are mildly retarded, based on your typing and misspellings), so it’s ok that you won’t be able to recite your vows.
I have already consulted with Juice and Shailynn - and there are a few vacant double wide trailers with very reasonable monthly rates - near the bus stop.
I’ve checked - and we aren’t related - unless you are a distant cousin from the Allegheny area of Pa. I doubt that because my cousin had a lazy eye - and she dragged her foot. If there is any doubt - we can hold the ceremony in West Virginia!
If I have missed any details - please remind me! I want everything to be perfect!
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If he takes a break and sees this, he won’t be too happy.
How are we gonna get married if u dont plan half of it, such is a necessary condition for me.
Also I cant get married to a guy who thinks I'm saving my hole for him ..cuz it has nothin to do with marriage. ...idk how I could say yes to a dude who just proved that he doesnt know the girl he wants to marry
Dont try to convince me otherwise bc I just said no..which by that I also mean no further talk or negotiation on me using my throat for u. Therefore, any other comments made by u indicating ur desires for me to use my throat would constitute as harassment .
Good luck trying to justify urself regarding my throat - oh wait , u cant cuz that would b harassment:)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_senZRpaBd…
Lyrics below too :p
Marry me, he said, through his rotten teeth, bad breath, and then
Marry me instead of that strapping young goatherd, but when
I was in his bed, and my father had sold me
I knew I hadn't any choice, hushed my voice, did what any girl would do and
When I'm beheaded at least I was wedded
And when I am buried at least I was married
I'll hide my behavior with wine as my savior
But, oh, what beautiful things I'll wear
What beautiful dresses and hair
I'm lucky to share his bed
Especially since I'll soon be dead
Marry me, he said, god, he's ugly, but fortune is ours
Running in the gardens enjoying men, women, and flowers
Then I break a glass and I slit my own innermost thigh
So that I can pretend that I'm menstru...well, unavailable
My life is arranged but this union's deranged
So I'll fuck who I choose for I've nothing to lose
And when master's displeased I'll be down on my knees again
Oh, what beautiful things I'll wear
What beautiful dresses and hair
I'm lucky to share his bed
Especially since I'll soon be dead
When dining on peacock I know I won't swallow
Through balls, births, and bridge games I know what will follow
We're coupled together through hell, hurt, and hunger
Or at least until husband finds someone younger
Yes, fertilization is part of my station
I laugh as he drabs me in anticipation
Of sons who will run things when I'm under covers
But whose children are they? Why, mine and my lover's!
But, oh, what beautiful things I'll wear
What beautiful dresses and hair
I'm lucky to share his bed
Especially since I'll soon be dead
What beautiful things I'll wear
What beautiful dresses and hair
I'm lucky to share his bed
So why do I wish I was...
I will deflower her pussy and throat! I know she will love it! This is going to be great! She will learn to love a rough throat fuck - and she will swallow my load - or wear it proudly on her face after I erupt on her! If she chokes - and can’t speak - that will be great -
I hope the bachelor party isn’t to wild! I’ve hired PoleDancer83 to entertain us! She’s wild! I am trying to work a deal with Gawker to rent his ATF for the party too.
I’m no mysogynist! I can barely spell a word with two oddly placed y’s!
Next we take our pickup truck out to the County Line BBQ - where I feed you the big rib! We have our beautiful reception with all our close friends.
Then we honeymoon in a private villa overlooking Lake Travis! I know the villa will be knocking all night long baby! TLN baby!!!
A TUSCL wedding without a bachelor party? I knew you were mildly retarded - but you must be totally out of touch! Wtf?!
Wedding would have to b planned together
I dont like bbq. If u wanna plan wedding without my opinion u can marry urself
But U wont get chance to ask 4 my opinion bc I don't marry men who want bachelor parties
...and yeah TUSCL wedding without bachelor party would b crazy. Thats kind of why I wasnt expecting us nor forcing us to get married...I was merely stipulating the necessary conditions .
This is just funny to talk about
In cash man fantasy world tho.. Let'd pretend I did wanna get married 2 him
..bc it is not nice spice I have a problem with, but rather the idea of wanting a bacehlor party, that would not be a viable option other
:)
It will be years away so I hope u will still remember me, but I would gladly invite u to lunch or dinner with me once I get my first law job. I might even pay for ur flight and hotel, which I would definitely do if I graduate from my dream school (;
Omg, you’re right!
Holla @ u then
To go one step farther - this wedding is more probable than Nicole1994 actually being in law school!
I will fuck her - and I’ll shoot a load all over her elongated and oddly shaped nose! That is another more probable experience - than Nicole1994 actually being a college student!
What does a day in life of Cash man wife look like
I've been told I resemble farrah tho.