Some times you don't finish for various reasons at the club and you just end up at the house with a bottle of vodka, lotion and a sock
Roll the porn hub video with the girl that looks similar to that stripper and off you go
Also why is that orgasm so intense ? I assume it's the build up from the dances
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Did you ever get home and you find out you are out of lotion?
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Or your internet is broke?
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Has juice’s internet ever been broke??
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I confess.
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@ trish. The kind of porn he watches I would not be surprised
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juice. it happens.
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Here I thought you were putting you wiener between your couch pillows and fucking your couch.
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Spray suntan lotion is more slippery than lotion. If you use a sock how do you measure how far you can shoot a load? Take a towel and sew a tape measure to it and its your own personal long drive towel....
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Skibum you do have a sense of humor, whoda guessed ;) buy ya a beer next time your in SoFlo
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This sounds like a circle jerk
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If you go to a club and cant LDK your time will be better spent on TUSCl finding a better club to go to. I havent walked out of a club and not LDK'd in over 5 years.
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