What if you got to marry your DS of all time and.....

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• Jascoi

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  6 years ago

  can i watch?
• shailynn

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  6 years ago

  I'm willing to bet you'd let him smash it for $25
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  Lol you damn Right that's Tom Fucking Cruise
• JAprufrock

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  6 years ago

  Pretty sure Tom Cruise would be more interested in you than the woman.
• rh48hr

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  6 years ago

  My question is, why are you getting married?
• JuiceBox69

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  6 years ago

  LMFAO brilliant points gentleman
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  Tom Cruise sucks hairy balls.
• jackslash

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  6 years ago

  Tom Cruise is in the closet.
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho-A19fn…
• 4got2wipe

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  6 years ago

  Brilliant question!
  
  Follow up question from the audience for clarification:
  
  Is this Tom Cruise the actor or Tom Cruise the other Piggly Wiggly bagboy? Is the offer for $10 million or is the offer just "10 million". If the latter, the offer could be for his collection of dead cockroaches.
  
  Would you want to let a bagboy to fuck your wife for 8 hours and then give you a bunch of jars filled with dead cockroaches? I'm just saying that you need to figure all of this out before agreeing!
• 4got2wipe

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  6 years ago

  Unless your kink is that you like to watch bagboys fuck your wife and give you cockroach corpses.
  
  Not my kink but I'm not going to judge. If you find that stuff ace go for it. You could even post to pornhub! ;)