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At what age do you stop wanting birthdays ?

Warrior15

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As a kid, you always look forward to your birthday. Who doesn't love cake and presents ? At 18, you get vote. At 21, you can legally drink. At 25 in certain states, the cost of your car insurance goes down. So there are certain ages to really look forward to. But at what age do you stop wanting to have those?

Sure I hear from some friends that I haven't seen or spoken to in a while wishing me a great day. My kids get me a card. My wife gives me an obligatory 10 minutes in bed but then lets me know it's only because it's my birthday. I hear from my insurance agent but he's telling me I need more life insurance.

So I'm done with them. No more. I'm staying 47 forever.