Shitting

A couple days ago I was out and about and I felt the urge so I found a McDonald's. It was one of those turds you cant trust. Some guy was hogging the stall and would not come out. I rattled the door and he did not budge. So I went down the road. I was okay for a few minutes then..... well shit anyway. I grabbed some shop towells from the truck and ran for the bleachers. Soon there laid a huge turd. Someone will wonder who let their great dane out.