A couple days ago I was out and about and I felt the urge so I found a McDonald's. It was one of those turds you cant trust. Some guy was hogging the stall and would not come out. I rattled the door and he did not budge. So I went down the road. I was okay for a few minutes then..... well shit anyway. I grabbed some shop towells from the truck and ran for the bleachers. Soon there laid a huge turd. Someone will wonder who let their great dane out.
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last commentShop towels? Not brilliant crazyjoe!
Next time you feel the urge you can pinch one off wherever you want but you need to find yourself a porta-bidet to clean yourself. What are you - some kind of animal?
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Hahahah sounds like crazy joe needs a shit truck
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All McDonald's is good for is a good shit.
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