Ok, this may seem like a silly question but humor me. Most of the Strip clubs I visit on the regular you leave and smell like an ashtray. For some this doesn’t present a problem but for me it does. I’ve tried the getting a room and changing but the smell lingers in the car. Covering on cologne doesn’t help either. The most created Idea that I have used is going to one of those restaurants that when you leave you smell like you work there but even then there is a fint smell of smoke.
I know some of you are saying go to a smokeless club but the one that is, would be the equivalent of shitting where you eat and we all know how that ends.
In short has anyone found a solution to this of shouldn’t I get used to changing and throwing away perfectly good clothes?
How fint is the smell? There must be a created way to spray Fabreze on your clothes...
Don’t sit back in your car with smoky clothes. Change before you sit back in your car. Spray some Fabreze in the air - and step into it. It’s a Fabreze shower! Also, drive home with you car windows open - and sunroof open.
Another option is very obvious - start smoking! You’re welcome!
Change clothes before you get into the car. Use the large “adult size” disposable wash clothes starting at your head and working you way down. Put on the fresh change of clothes. Keep the smokey clothes in a sealed plastic bag that goes to the cleaners not into the home laundry.
I have a similar problem. Change when you first get to the car and then keep your clothes in a sealed bag in the trunk until you can take care of them. Then drive back home with the car windows down to get rid of any lingering scent. If necessary, you can also leave the car windows open overnight, though that's probably overkill. When you are at home, also wash your hands and your face before going to bed.
Trying to be practical here. I've heard others take about taking a shower before going home, but that's not always realistic if you're already out late. Also, if one was to get changed before getting in the car, where would that happen? In the parking lot? Inside the club? I don't think that is realistic either in most cases.
Rick, I keep my change of clothes in the back of my suv and change behind my vehicle....having always parked pulling in backwards and in a location that will provide me cover. Not saying it works everywhere but does for me 9 times out of 10.
If that is unrealistic, then a spare set of clothes for clubbing. change into the clubbing clothes, then return to your regular clothes before returning home.
Use the other suggestions (fabreeze, windows down) as necessary.
I'm assuming you are trying to hide this from a SO. My other suggestion would be to ask you to think about whether this is all worth it just to go to a strip club. A divorce would rid you of having to worry about smokey clothes.
I carry extra cloths and take a shower but you clearly at the end of the day no one smells like they just got out the shower. Funny side note, there is this wing restaurant next to a gas station I use, the other day I actually went in, REEKED of wings, think this maybe my answer even though I hate the same of wings almost as much as the smoke smell.
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* drive with windows down
* join a cheap gym with shower facilities
* rent a cheap by the hour motel and shower
Don’t sit back in your car with smoky clothes. Change before you sit back in your car. Spray some Fabreze in the air - and step into it. It’s a Fabreze shower! Also, drive home with you car windows open - and sunroof open.
Another option is very obvious - start smoking! You’re welcome!
Wait, yes I am. But I don't do it anyway.
SJG
Even if it doesn’t fully cover up the smell - your wife will realize that strip club smoke is down the list a bit...
Trying to be practical here. I've heard others take about taking a shower before going home, but that's not always realistic if you're already out late. Also, if one was to get changed before getting in the car, where would that happen? In the parking lot? Inside the club? I don't think that is realistic either in most cases.
Works wonders.
SJG
If that is unrealistic, then a spare set of clothes for clubbing. change into the clubbing clothes, then return to your regular clothes before returning home.
Use the other suggestions (fabreeze, windows down) as necessary.
I'm assuming you are trying to hide this from a SO. My other suggestion would be to ask you to think about whether this is all worth it just to go to a strip club. A divorce would rid you of having to worry about smokey clothes.
The only method is to change clothes before getting in your car. The smell can get in the car too.
Then you need to shower - and change clothes - and then drive home with your windows open.
Be careful with where your fingers go - as smoke is questionable - but the scent of pussy on your fingers makes you immediately guilty.