JOKE -The Sheep

5/23/2018 7:53:00 PM

A businessman gets sent to spend six months in a tiny rural Wyoming town. It is many miles from any other town and the guy has no transportation, so he is pretty much stuck there. There are about 50 guys and zero women in this town.

One day he asks the bartender what the men do for companionship. The bartender tells him most guys just grab a sheep from the surrounding hills. He is horrified and storms out.

As time goes by he notices guys with sheep following them around town. After two months he can't take it any more. He grabs a ewe, bathes her, splashes her with cheap perfume and goes at it.

Tension relieved, he heads to the saloon. He goes in and the sheep follows him in. He announces to the room with a smile that he guesses he is one of them now and points to his sheep. There are gasps, wide eyes and silence.

He gets angry and calls them a bunch of hypocrites because he knows most of them are fucking sheep, too. Finally one man at the end of the bar says,

"It's not that. It's just that she's the sherriff's girl."