Out of context quotes

What's are some of the best out of context quotes you've heard at a strip club? Currently I'm chilling at Blush in Pittsburgh. A dancer and PL came out of the lapdance area and I overheard her say "Yup, her panties are off, I have to go." She was next up on stage, so the panties being off were a sign that the stage dancer was almost done with her set.