A. Eileen

Q. What do you call a Chinese stripper with one leg?

A. Irene

tell Eilene to hop to it !

Q. What is a one-legged stripper's favorite restaurant?

A. IHOP

Does Irene tip over, at tip out ?

Q. What do you call a stripper with no legs?

A. It doesn't matter. She won't come anyway.

Q. What do you call a stripper with no clitoris?

A. It doesn't matter. She won't come anyway.

Q: What do you say to a stripper with no arms and no legs?

A: "Nice tits"

Why does a stripper smile at her wedding?

She knows she has given her last blowjob.

What do you call a stripper with no arms or legs Next to a fence?

Barb

What do you call a TUSCL member whose jokes are stupid?

lotsoffun201

LOL.... hey I tried!

Actually it's a one-legged *Japanese* stripper that's called Irene. The Chinese distinguish between L and R. But this leads me to:

Q: Why do Japanese strippers have such small tits?
A: Because their parents told them that only A's are acceptable.

Q: What do you call a Muslim stripper?

A: Youseen Memuff

Deuce,

You are correct about the Japanese stripper.

What do you call a stripper with a wooden leg?

Peg

Did you hear about the Japanese stripper that almost starved to death because no one had a yen for her?

What do you call a stripper giving a lap dance to Papi Chulo?

Fat Ass.

Q: What song did the PL request the DJ play when he took the one-legged dancer to VIP?

A: Come On Eileen

This discussion is excellent! Lol! My type of humor.

What do you call a Mexican Stripper with no legs?
Cuntswaylo.