Q. What do you call a stripper with one leg?
A. Eileen
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Jump to latesttell Eilene to hop to it !
Q. What is a one-legged stripper's favorite restaurant?
A. IHOP
Does Irene tip over, at tip out ?
Q. What do you call a stripper with no legs?
A. It doesn't matter. She won't come anyway.
Q. What do you call a stripper with no clitoris?
A. It doesn't matter. She won't come anyway.
Q: What do you say to a stripper with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice tits"
Why does a stripper smile at her wedding?
She knows she has given her last blowjob.
What do you call a stripper with no arms or legs Next to a fence?
Barb
What do you call a TUSCL member whose jokes are stupid?
lotsoffun201
LOL.... hey I tried!
Actually it's a one-legged Japanese stripper that's called Irene. The Chinese distinguish between L and R. But this leads me to:
Q: Why do Japanese strippers have such small tits? A: Because their parents told them that only A's are acceptable.
Q: What do you call a Muslim stripper?
A: Youseen Memuff
Deuce,
You are correct about the Japanese stripper.
What do you call a stripper with a wooden leg?
Peg
Did you hear about the Japanese stripper that almost starved to death because no one had a yen for her?
What do you call a stripper giving a lap dance to Papi Chulo?
Fat Ass.
Q: What song did the PL request the DJ play when he took the one-legged dancer to VIP?
A: Come On Eileen
This discussion is excellent! Lol! My type of humor.
What do you call a Mexican Stripper with no legs? Cuntswaylo.


Q. What do you call a Chinese stripper with one leg?
A. Irene