I'm going to Pyongyang, North Korea

23 comments

• shadowcat

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  7 years ago

  Just take lots of kimchi with you. They'll love you. (long time).
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  There’s only one Papi style dancer there the rest are skinny spinners LOL
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  That isn't possible Papi. Pyongyang is in South Korea unless there's been a surprise attack today. :)
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  ^ "... North Korea, officially the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (abbreviated as DPRK or DPR Korea), is a sovereign state in East Asia constituting the northern part of the Korean Peninsula. Pyongyang is the nation's capital and largest city ..."
  
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Kore…
  
• realDougster

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  7 years ago

  @vincemichaels - Pyeongchang is in South Korea. Pyongyang is the capital of North Korea. Didn't they teach you anything in the Marines?
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  ^ hard to differentiate those "changs" and "yangs" - why can't they have American names - jeez - get your shit together Korea
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  I don't think so, Papi. North Korea claims it, but it's South Korean in location and possession.
• realDougster

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  7 years ago

  ^^Failed geography and spelling
• Warrior15

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  7 years ago

  It's just too cold to go to the Winter Olympics. But going to a Summer Games is definitely on my Bucket List.
• 4got2wipe

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  7 years ago

  vincemichaels, no disrespect, but you're thinking of Pyoengchang. Although Pyoengchang is definitely south of the 38th parallel so never in the DPRK.
  
  Pyongyang is definitely in North Korea. It is the capital. And definitely north of the 38th.
• vajmon

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  7 years ago

  I've never been to North Korea so I don't have any suggestions. But I'm sure there are brothels there masquerading as "massage" parlors because from my experience traveling to Asia on business #1 Asian men love hookers and I think 99% of men in Asia regularly visit a whore and #2 all other Asian countries tolerate prostitution including even the uptight "police state" countries like China, Singapore, Vietnam, Cambodia and even Muslim majority Malaysia and Indonesia, and devoutly Catholic Philippines.
  You also may be in luck since the DPRK has extensive relations with African countries like Angola, Mozambique, Equatorial Guinea, Congo, etc and sponsors many young ladies from those countries to study at Pyongyang universities. If things are like in neighboring China, you can probably find many of these ladies working on the side as escorts to bring in some extra cash.
  On the other hand you could just stick to South Korea where you're guaranteed to find plenty of big bootied Nigerian women working in the numerous red light districts.
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  I'm not familiar with Pyongyang. Poontang on the other hand...
• doctorevil

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  7 years ago

  This thread brings up fond memories of I Tae Won in Seoul, the far end of which was nicknamed Hooker Hill. Of course, the really fun places were further north, closer to the DMZ. In the 80s, it was the wild, wild east up there.
• max_starr

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  7 years ago

  I hope you seriously aren't going to NK.
• londonguy

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  7 years ago

  I take it you're not getting a return flight?
• likes2look

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  7 years ago

  Tell them Kim sent you.
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  Friggin hilarious, Douchester, wrong as always. Go away liitle child. Cry yourself to sleep again.
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  E's and Y's, curses. LOL
• jackslash

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  7 years ago

  I have a friend who went to Pyongyang, North Korea, on business. The government invited him. I told him I would not go for any amount of money because they might decide you're a spy and not let you out for 20 years. My friend said they had the best Korean food he's ever eaten, but he did not mention any strip clubs.
• realDougster

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  7 years ago

  @vm - How do you expect to lead Seal Team 6 to take out Kim Jong-un when you can't find Pyongyang on a friggin map?
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  LOL
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  Yeah - VM might end-up taking out the leader of South Korea by accident instead
  
  :)
• Pizza (hiatus)

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  6 years ago

  ^ How was your trip?