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Surfing Accident

Hugh_G_Rection

Michigan

So a guy calls his to work and tells his boss he won't be in Monday.

"Sorry boss, but I hurt myself in Surfing Accident".

:"What happened?" says the boss, "Did you wipe out and fall off your board?"

"No" says the guy, "I was online when my wife walked in on me and I didn't want her to see what I was looking at, so I slammed the laptop closed on my prick"