Winter Olympic athletes to receive record number of condoms

37 condoms per athlete ? That is hilarious.

USA USA USA

Hmmmmm. No gymnastics this go 'round. Maybe the pairs figure skating or the freestyle snowboarders could work something out.....

Before 2012 London Olympics, ESPN posted this about Olympians getting it on in the Olympic Village espn.com

I want an Olympic souvenir condom. I bet athletes are selling them on eBay after the games.

This is a thing with gymnastics as well. You spend 12 hours a day (with 1 day off per week) constantly training, never having time to date, let alone get laid. You get to the event, do your thing, and get some time off to relax and party. You are surrounded by athletic gods who don't have an unnecessary ounce of fat, with the stamina that rivals porn stars, and who are just as horny (if not more) than you.

It's got to be the most beautiful orgy you could ever witness.