Leaky Bladder syndrome

I held the piss but the fsrt came out

I preach the word ona sunday night

Let me go ask the local bathroom troll, BrotherFogHorn sir !!

How many hours you drove before you hit the club? How much alcohol you have taken while inside the club?

Hey, fart over on the other side of the room, pastor !!!!!! SHEESH !!! IT STINKS !!!

It’s the devil! The devil slid a few very wet farts in your colon - in an attempt to stop you from preaching god’s word! You didn’t let it stop you!

Oh, PEW! ;-)

You need a bigger bed pan.

Lol ATAC, reminds me of an old joke...Confuscious say "He who farts in church sit in own pew"