Caught, But Not Really
rh48hr
Wakanda
So I hit a couple clubs Saturday afternoon before going to a sporting event with my nephew (he's college age and has fucked plenty of girls). As we are walking in he asks me "what is the pink stuff on your ear?" I realized the first stripper I got dances with left a little present when she nibbled on my ear during the dance. I just played it of as if I didn't know.
I'm not married or even in a relationship so him seeing it doesn't mean anything other then he might think his uncle got a little something before the game. Which was true, got a nice release from another stripper before I left for the game.
But it made me think about the married guys who would get in trouble with the wife in a similar situation. For the married or in a relationship guys who club on the DL, what was your closest call to being caught and/or situation where you did get caught?
I'm not married or even in a relationship so him seeing it doesn't mean anything other then he might think his uncle got a little something before the game. Which was true, got a nice release from another stripper before I left for the game.
But it made me think about the married guys who would get in trouble with the wife in a similar situation. For the married or in a relationship guys who club on the DL, what was your closest call to being caught and/or situation where you did get caught?
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Using strip clubs for regular business entertaining has gone out of style, but I still have some clients from that era that still like to hold a status meeting in a SC every now and then, so I can continue to use that as cover.
I do try to be more careful, though. I keep my gym bag in the car, with a towel, and usually a change of clothes. I keep scented shower powder to help cover up perfume smells. I frequent sports bars that still allow smoking to explain smoke smells.
So, no close calls lately.
But, back in the day I went to a local club (before I was married) with friends and on the way back I got a speeding ticket (thank goodness I did not have 1 drink that night). It’s common for people getting speeding tickets to get published in the local paper, and if anyone would have read where I got pulled over, most people would know I was at that strip club because it would list the road I was pulled over on, and there’s nothing else on this road by a few houses.
Luckily I dodged a bullet and my name was never published in the local paper.
I do not strip club locally anymore and haven’t done so for almost 20 years.
The other thing that almost got me caught was smoke. Clothes smelled like smoke when getting home. So to avoid these problems just started to always bring a change of clothes with me.
Being single now, don’t have to worry about it any more though.
My mail man told me that me wife or her girl friend would park down the street and wait for him to deliver the mail. They would then check my mail for incriminating evidence.
Once my ATF was in the Philippines with her mother taking care of her deceased aunts estate and she mailed me a letter from there. unknown to me my wife and her friend stole that letter and then my wife wrote a letter to my ATF telling her that I was married with children. Of course My ATF knew this already. So no big deal. I confronted my wife about it and demanded that letter. She turned it over to me.
She tried to bring up my infidelity during mediation but the mediator stopped her. We were supposed to be working out a settlement not fixing blame. I left happy.
1) My wife pulled up next to me in her car as I was parallel parking mine in front of a bikini bar. It was the only business open on the entire block.
2) I snuck out to go to a club at 10pm after my wife fell asleep. On my way home at 2am I get a text from her asking where I was and if everything was OK.
3) I came home from the club at 11pm and get in bed with my wife and she smells my ATF's perfume.
4) Several times my wife has asked me why I'm withdrawing so much cash from the bank.
For 1) I had no good excuse. I was cold busted so I admitted it. Also for a few of those withdrawals per 4) I had to admit I was going to the club. For all the others I made up lame excuses, but my wife didn't press the issue. She knows I go to strip clubs and watch porn and most of the time she lets it all slide. She knows she doesn't have the same sexual appetite as I do and would rather I do that stuff rather than cheat on her and sleep with other women.
Doces - what happened when you got home with the upset wife?
This right here.
I’ve learned lots over the years - and I’ve confirmed that I’m a shitty guy when it comes to monogamy!