Explain the 3 V ratings please?

I write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.

11/8/2017 3:19:50 PM

I don't get it. I can't understand "vampiness" and "value" and "vibe." I only know the other V, ya know, "vagina." I tried to figure them out and this is only sort-of what I can come up with, below. I keep ending up contradicting myself.

I think "value" is the most self-explanatory. If someone ranks a club LOW in "value" that means it's too expensive for him; or, it means that what he got was too little service or too little enjoyment, for the amount of money he spent. OK, got that one.

I think "vibe" is maybe just a general "I liked it" rating? Maybe? So, if someone ranks a club HIGH in "vibe" that means he enjoyed himself; LOW in "vibe" he didn't enjoy himself. Right? Maybe?

But "vampiness"? WTF? Girls and level of service? Hotness of girls? Likelihood of girls being available? I don't get that one. Enjoyability seems encompassed by "vibe" (in my theory above) whereas fuck-ability and maybe hotness-likelihood would be encompassed by "vampiness"? Maybe?

I dunno. Your thoughts welcome. Am trying to decipher the new (to me ... since I was off TUSCL for four years until this past May or April) system here. The "V"s are not in the TUSCL glossary.

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Digitech

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7 years ago

It used to be club atmosphere, value and dancer quality (or some similar wording).

I guess it was changed for the novelty of 3 words that each start with V, but it was more clear before.

BurlingtonHoFactory

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7 years ago

Vampiness definitely refers to the dancers' hotness, but it is a misleading metric. I've been in clubs full of fuglies when suddenly a hot piece of ass walks in. How do you rate that? Do you just rate 'your' girl, or do you rate all the girls who were working that night as a blended average?

Vibe is the hardest one to quantify. I think of vibe as encompassing comfort, cleanliness, how friendly and accommodating the staff are, how safe you feel in and around the club, the quality of the music, the lights, the drinks, etc.

shailynn

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7 years ago

Vampiness should be changed to “Vagina Quality” and look, Founder still gets to use his 3 Vs.

Book Guy

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7 years ago

I think equating them to the previous ratings is useful. I will prefer this understanding unless some superior interpretation comes along

old to new is
Atmosphere = Vibe
Value = Value
Dancer Quality (or whatever it was) = Vampiness

Thanks Digitech.

Still has the issue of subjectivity and sample size that Burl mentions, but now past ratings averages make enough sense to me to coordinate with any future inputs from new reviews. "Vagina Quality" ok shailynn yeah ... how about instead:

Party
Price
Pussy

........ :)

Book Guy

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7 years ago

oh oh

or

Craziness
Cost
Cunts

... oh ok? :)

BurlingtonHoFactory

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7 years ago

"Craziness
Cost
Cunts"

I really like that one. There's always some craziness with these bitches. I wish I didn't love them all so much ;)