Fucked a fat bitch...kinky one..pissed on me...choked me...gagged herself until she puked..good times...cummed three times..not sure about her....LMFAO...when we wasn't fucking bitch couldn't shut up
I'm thankful for strippers and hoes that leave once the sex is over
My sympathies on the pissing on you. LOL
-->"Fucked a fat bitch...kinky one..pissed on me...choked me...gagged herself until she puked..good times"
Does anyone else suspect juice was alone in the room when all this happened?
LMFAO
Did you meet her in the Circle K parking lot or the ordering line at Arbys?
Dating apps
I didn't know Plenty O Fish had an app!
Her profile must have been great!
"Hi boys - want to feel the warmth of my urine on your head? If that works for you - then you'll love feeling my chunky puke on your body too! I'm a fat crazy mess - and I don't care if you cum inside of me - I still won't shut the fuck up!"
LMFAO
She sounds nice. Drop a donkey punch on her next time
I'd suggest a second date blumpkin... maybe right after a bucket of greasy wings?
Pissing on your shoes because you're too drunk to hit the urinal does not qualify as a date. ;)
Does she do take out?
Of course she does...
LMFAO
True story