Flakiness on the customer's end

Wow

^^^ ?

Still pitching softballs high and inside this stuff is too easy I think I'll leave it for flagooner & shailynn.

First you need to actually receive an offer for OTC before you can flake out on one you stupid butt fuck.

I flaked out.
Instead of fucking her I took her to a sporting event.

Flagooner are you sure you didn't take her shopping instead?

That was another episode entirely. But, yeah, did that too.

It costs a lot of money to get these beautiful cougars to pretend to like me. But it's worth it because guys I don't even know are impressed, at least I think so. Snickering is a sign that they are jealous, right?

I feel like I'm living the life of Patrick Dempsey from the movie "Can't Buy Me Love" except I pay strippers instead of the head cheerleader.