As we sit here today, Dougster has completed his preparations and is ready to have every last drop of his blood transfused out and replaced with Ammonia. And then before the loss of Oxygen causes any brain damage, he will be fully immersed in LN2, for rapid cryogenic freezing. And he is leaving definite instructions that there should be no attempts to reanimate him for at least 100 years.
He knows that the technology is not fully ready yet, and that he is taking risks. There are three factors which have led him to make his decision. First the object of his amorous interests, still remains steadfast in his unconditional rejection of Dougster's advances. So Dougster figures that in 100 years, unless frozen himself, this object of his affections will have passed away.
Second, Dougster knows that this Trump stock market bubble is going to blow soon and its been giving him white knuckles. He needs that money to follow through with his plan, and so he has cashed out and gotten his proceeds safety to Switzerland.
Third, Dougster figures that 100 years is long enough for there to be a resolution to the AIDS epidemic and so that when he is reanimated, he will be able to have all the unprotected gay sex he wants, and that his tax free and women free floating utopia's will be numerous.
But before his Ammonia transfusion and freezing, one step still remains.
Google's Chief Technology Officer Ray Kurzweil speaks of the third medical stage of his singularity,
"Kurzweil believes we’ll get to the medical nanotechnology that Merkle envisions by the 2030s, which would lead us to the last phase—nanorobots connecting us to “the cloud” in 2045. At that point, avatars of our brains could be loaded into another body. Then we’d live forever."
Well even though this is still early, Kurzweil has arranged for Dougster to be the first to try out their new product, Google Immortality. Before the hour is up, Dougster will have transferred the avatars of his brain up to Google's cloud.
So let us all pray that this works out. After this hour, there will be no more posts coming from corporeal Dougster. Any posts will be coming from only the sentience of Dougster, living in a computing cloud.
SJG


Stfu!