Full Service Stripper

There's something to be said about a prepared dancer that is very nice...full service during full service from a consumate professional so to speak.

I never realized how much I took that for granted until my return to clubbing this past Thursday. She looked to me for direction on what we were going to do pretty much each step of the way, and had no cover on hand, nor any napkins/wipes for the end. I came prepared myself with the former, but not the latter (granted most of the mess ultimately ended up in her mouth, so not a huge deal). In my head during clean up, I honestly thought for a second "how umprofessional" before I snapped out of it and realized how that's about the most ridiculous thought one can have at that particular moment.

Then again if you can get past the inconveniences, there's almost a fun percieved spontaneity of the the whole thing with an unprepared stripper vs. the structured business routine of a seasoned pro. Its almost as if you got more out of her than she thought she was going to give. Either way, it as its pros and cons.

@ChiliPalmer: Doesn't matter. You're still a fag.

Lol!

Great story

Chili Palmer is my role model. A legend. I hope someday I can bang half as many porn stars and huge-boob models as he has.

Again, though still better if you pick a girl you like, and let her get softened up with front room GFE, and then eventually plan on waking up with her in the mornings.

SJG

@ a2: even when well prepared, it's always easy to believe the progression was spontaneous. But I love not having to a walk of shame to the bathroom when a dancer takes care of me.

@ desertscrub: rule #1 always applies, but rule #2 never does for me. I honestly don't expect full on sex in VIP, but in every situation, those dancers who offer it to me always have a party hat ready to go. As for #3, boxer briefs work best, as they allow for easy access and don't instantly stamp you as a hardcore perv (even though I am) by going commando.

@ digitech: thank you, sir. You no doubt have read some of my other adventures on other sites. I miss the 90's. /sigh.

@sjg: why the fuck would I want to go home with a stripper? When I read your posts and responses throughout this site, I strongly question whether you ever go to any clubs (your number of reviews indicate you don't) or ever have gone to any clubs. Seriously, I think juice goes to more clubs than you, and he's admitted virtually all his reviews are made up and/or plagiarized.

CP

Color me skeptical of this whole story. I believe that I have seen the hairless ape that calls himself "Chili Palmer" in the club. I know this because I saw a kind of slow looking ape wearing a home-made "Chili Palmer" t-shirt drooling in the corner.

My theory about that Chili Palmer fellow is that he is kind of like my bud joethecrab back home. joethecrab was a real weirdo crab all the other crustaceans used to pick on him.

But I'm a nice guy. I'm secure because I'm a badass, suit-wearing crab. So I decided to befriend lil' joe.

You know what I learned when I talked to joe? When he was still a young crab some hairless apes grabbed him and put him in water. Then they started to heat the water. Fortunately, joe managed to make an escape! But being immersed in boiling water caused brain damage.

I bet something similar happened to Chili Palmer! The only difference is that joe was a nice guy. This Chili Palmer fellow seems a little full of himself.

He better run if he sees me coming or he's going to get his testicles crushed.

Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!

I always like it when the girl is prepared. It feels like they are caring just a little bit and I also think that the prepared girl is a smarter stripper. Hell even a napkin is forethought.

It's nice when a dancer goes the extra-mile especially unexpectedly.

A while back I was getting dances from a VHM ebony at a mixed-club - it was in the regular LD area - I had the intention of just getting some dances (it was a 2-for-1)- half-way thru the first song I have a raging hard-on; she takes a cover out and rides me RCG in the semi-open LD-booth (kinda like cubicles w/ dividers in b/w) - the 2-for-1 finishes and most people leave the LD area and we keep-going - I bust big-time - she gets off of me; pulls of the condom; and starts giving me a BBBJ just post-bust and it was an incredible sensation (your pipi being very-sensitive from just having busted and the cum on your dick being used as lubricant during the BBBJ) - strippers, sure, you can't literally live w/ them but you can't live w/o them - being able to get sexual satisfaction from a woman one desires and doesn't know or barely know; and doing it in real-time w/ barely any effort or time-investment; is a hell of an asset.

That's awesome Chili

Too bad there aren't clubs around here where what you described is available :-(

"being able to get sexual satisfaction from a woman one desires and doesn't know or barely know; and doing it in real-time w/ barely any effort or time-investment; is a hell of an asset."

Wise Words from The Chulo

Papi: What GoVikings quoted from your post might be the single best summation of my strip clubbing experiences ever. Brevity is truly the soul of wit. Thanks.

CP

+1 Papi. Walking into a club, and walking out 30 minutes later after draining my nuts down the throat of a girls who's real name I still don't know, and spending less than $100 doing it, well, it don't get much better than that.

Why yes, I am rude, crude, lewd, and socially disdainful. Why do you ask?

Come on Vikings, you can't believe anything this Palmer guy says. He tells some generic story about a trip to the club and you fawn all over him. Sad.

When I saw the drooling guy wearing the Chili Palmer t-shirt at the club I just held one of my legs above my head and waived it in his general direction. He may not know crab speak but he knows that I'm a badass suit-wearing crustacean. So he ran home to his mommy.

He didn't even have the self respect to scuttle off like a crab. Instead he ran like a little pussy!

Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!

"@sjg: why the fuck would I want to go home with a stripper? When I read your posts and responses throughout this site, I strongly question whether you ever go to any clubs (your number of reviews indicate you don't) or ever have gone to any clubs. Seriously, I think juice goes to more clubs than you, and he's admitted virtually all his reviews are made up and/or plagiarized. "

No one could go to as many clubs as Juice. But to get to your broader question, if you like a girl, why wouldn't you want to take her home with you? And if you don't like her, why wouldn't you find one you do like. Not difficult in strip clubs.

SJG