Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. He saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike.
Right now, he can't do either one."
A blonde walked into a store and asked for condoms. "We don't have any" said the clerk "Why not!" she exclaimed He replied, "you idiot! This is a hardware store"
A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for a tube of Chap-stick. The Pharmacist looks at the duck and says "Just how are you going to pay for this, Mr. Duck"? The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill".
A week later the Duck returns to the pharmacy and asks for a condom. The Pharmacist looks at the duck and says "I suppose you want me to put this on your bill".
The duck jumps on the counter and slaps the pharmacist with his wing saying "How dare you! I'm not THAT kind of a duck!"
Another blonde joke, I don't think my new online girlfriend would like it. :)
LMFAO
Only because she wouldn't get it, Vince ;-)
^^^^ If she put on a brunette wig, she would
Nice
LMAO, I'l never tell her that joke, I wouldn't want to see that puzzled look, ATACdawg.
Definition: Artificial Intelligence
Brunette hair dye for Blondes :)
lol, you can also go horseback riding and hiking