larryfisherman's question about dick size reminded me of a joke that my strippers love:
A couple went to the nudist beach with their 6-year-old daughter. As soon as they took off all their clothes, Dad headed down the beach to check out the other naked women and the little girl played in the sand.
After a while she came to her mother and asked "Mommy, what are those things on your chest?" Mom said "Those are breasts, and the bigger they are, the dumber the woman!" The girl said "Oh, OK" and went back to playing in the sand.
After another while she came to her mother again and asked "Mommy, what's that thing hanging down between Daddy's legs?" Mom said "That's his penis, and the bigger it is, the dumber the man!" Again the girl said "Oh, OK" and went back to playing in the sand.
Soon she came running to her mom, exclaiming "Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's talking to the dumbest bitch on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets!"
Lol....