Typical Juice Friday Night
shailynn
5:00PM - Get off of work bagging groceries at Piggly Wiggly
5:15PM - Juice's mom picks him up from work
5:30PM - Juice's mom and him settle down for a nice dinner at the Golden Corral Buffet
7:05PM - Juice finally gets thrown out of the Buffet because he was repeatedly asked not to dip the fried chicken in the chocolate fountain
7:40PM - Juice drives by a strip club on the way home, later that night he will write a review of it on TUSCL
8:30PM - Juice's mom gives him a bath
9:00PM - Juice gets his ass kicked at Madden 14 by a 11 year old middle school girl
5:15PM - Juice's mom picks him up from work
5:30PM - Juice's mom and him settle down for a nice dinner at the Golden Corral Buffet
7:05PM - Juice finally gets thrown out of the Buffet because he was repeatedly asked not to dip the fried chicken in the chocolate fountain
7:40PM - Juice drives by a strip club on the way home, later that night he will write a review of it on TUSCL
8:30PM - Juice's mom gives him a bath
9:00PM - Juice gets his ass kicked at Madden 14 by a 11 year old middle school girl
Comments
last commentSJG
Juice got fired from the factory, he got caught masturbating on the assembly line.
Juice certainly has some strong hands but I would not recommend him for the meat market. He doesn't do well around uncovered food since he has the habit of eating it. Your deli area will always be out of salami because he'll eat it all.
I would recommend him for security because he's lightning quick for a fat guy. If you can put up with him masturbating when he's watching the video monitors then there should be no issues.
I thought that salami joke was going somewhere else. It's brilliant that you restrained yourself!