Unwritten rules of the strip club...

No jerking off in public.

Yea bring money

Don't show up broke

Spend what u can afford to do without

Pay all your bills before going to a club

Their is no sex in the champagne room

Your the only custie she has dun this with

Pay your fuckin bills first then go buy some dances

Save some money for a rainy day and don't spend it all on a hoe

Agree with cflock always

Have realistic expectations when you step into the unreal world of a strip club...

Don't use the ATM and don't use credit cards.

And always agree with cflock...

Never tip the troll more than a dollar

Never tip a bouncer more than a $20

Never drink and drive

Never ever disagree with Cflock

Check in 3 times at minimum on tuscl

Once when you first walk in

Second about half way through your money

Third right before you leave

Do what see Cflock commands

Never eat the food trust me

Never take a shit

Never ever jizz in your pants

Never make it rain

Never buy a dance higher than $20

Never be a simp that's what Cflock demands

"Never eat the food trust me"

Depends. At my regular no-alcohol SC, the food is similar but usually better than Applebees or TGI Fridays. Think 3-4 star Hilton or Marriott hotel food. The food is also dirt cheap. A chicken Cesar wrap with bacon and Parmesan cheese and fries is $7. For price comparison, a diet coke is $7. The salmon with 2 sides and salad with soup is $23. Full meal salads max out at $14. Burgers are $6 to $9.

when you do cum in your hands, make sure you head to the john, clean up, wait an hour or two, and then get go again for dances for your 2nd pop.

meant to say pants, not hands, but ehh nevetheless either way you should do some cleaning up

"Never ever jizz in your pants"

That to me = a bad night.

Always let your cock make your decisions.

Bring all your credit cards in case you meet your soul mate.

Always ask the dancers if you can either buy drugs from them, or sell them drugs.

Use condoms that break easily.

Suggest to the dancers that they need more tats.

Suggest that they get a now boob job 2 cups larger than they are, no matter how big that gets.

Get as drunk as you can and start bitching out the wait staff.

Handjob a tranny

Keep the strippers alway from sunlight.

Don't let them near water.

Never ever feed them after midnight.

If I don't see the tits...she gets no tips.

From what I've read elsewhere:

1. Bathe

2. Bathe

3. Bathe, especially if you're of South Asian descent.

4. Brush your fucking teeth

5. Bring cash, spend like a liberal

6. Make up your mind quickly, don't waste your time or hers on bullshit talk you don't want anyway.

7. Ask about boundaries, don't push them.

8. Shit guys just treat them as the human beings they are.

9. Always remember this is fantasy land. She doesn't like you, other than maybe in a professional sense. She likes you like your dentist likes you: You come, you sit in the chair, you pay as you leave. See you next time.

10. She doesn't want or need you to "save" her for Jesus or from the life she leads. She just wants to be compensated adequately for the work she does. Just like any guy.

Do these things and maybe you'll be surprised? I haven't figured that out.

Lol love the grimland reference

^glad someone else got it. Must be showing our age.

^glad someone else got it. Must be showing our age.

It doesn't matter if your black or white just don't be a nigger

It doesn't matter if your a man or a girl don't be a bitch

Brush your ass

Wash your dick

Eat a tic tac

Message Cflock and do as told

If there is an eskimo working, get at least two dances from her.

Read the system

Go to the casino and place $50 on lucky 7

Never bet against your favorite team

Never sell out your family

Never go broke over a bitch

Never do drugs

But do sell them

No sex in the bathroom unless it's with yourself

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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.

During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."

Always remove the rubber after the VIP dance and before you head to the restroom to take a piss...

Bathroom trolls hate fishing out rubbers from the urinals.

Wait a minute.... on second thought, who cares what the bathroom troll thinks anyways?

Don't follow a dancer through the club.

Don't try to draw attention to yourself while watching the girls on stage (dancing, cat calling her).

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Don't flush a condom down a toilet. Wrap it up in heavy amounts of paper towels

wear a condom before sex, LDK and...BJs (if you are like me)

Pay all your bills before hand.

Go during the end of the month.

Don't drink and drive

So much for the unwritten rules of strip clubs. Now they've all been written down! ;-)

Don't be a whale, nobody likes whales.

aks451-->"5) Bring cash, spend like a liberal

6. Make up your mind quickly, don't waste your time or hers on bullshit talk you don't want anyway.

7. Ask about boundaries, don't push them."

Someone's been SWified! :)

My two unwritten rules, or at least the ones I tell the SC amateurs on their first trip to the SC with my buddies and I:

1. Don't be a little bitch. Don't be intimidated by 20-year-old strippers, ask her for what you want, dismiss her respectfully but immediately if you don't like her, and if she starts some verbal judo on you then just send her to me and I'll get rid of her myself.

2. Don't be a douchebag. Pay her fairly for her time, don't say douchey things to her, don't do douchey things to her.

Better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

-->"Better to ask for forgiveness than permission"

Ha, I follow that often at work! Not at the strip club though, two five. For me, I've found, if I approach it right, I can get MORE from a stripper if she trusts m, than if she doesn't, and more if she's comfortable with me than if she's annoyed with me. I advise never asking in advance what her rules are, for any number of good reasons (e.g., you'll get a recitation of her rules for generic customers, but not specifically for YOU, her favorite customer!), but mid-dance, for a particular act, I do often ask for permission, and feel like things open up to me that otherwise might not have.

Maybe it's a personal style thing... I'm a "more mileage through more trust" guy, some guys are "more mileage through surprise, subterfuge, and swiftness of action" types :) lol

Subra it's all in the approach like for example when walk in and one of you favs sees you and leans in for a cheek kiss you turn your head and get a kiss on the lips and she says you rascal you know we aren't allowed to kiss customers and then she is kissing you back stuff like that is usually ok. I usually hang out with the same girls so we do get a little familiar sometimes but I don't treat anyone abusively so it all comes out fine. I don't presume to tell anyone how to behave I just do what feels comfortable and I never have any problems. That's why the reviews say YMMV because another may not be able to get treated the same as I do.

You can't go there looking for something from the women. If you do you will end up frustrated. You have to go there looking for what you can give to them, like attention and money.

SJG

Look both ways b/f you approach the stage.

Don't fall in-love w/ a stripper.

Don't use your credit-card in a strip-club.

You can't buy love.

But you can rent it for 3 minutes....

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