I was getting some dances from a dancer who had lipstick on. Very sensual dances, she was kissing all over me. After the dances, I left the strip club right after that, I was late for a meeting. People were looking at me strange when I got there. Someone pulled me aside and said I have lipstick marks all over my face! Fuck! I quickly went to the restroom and cleaned it off. How embarrassing.
My ATF (egh, she used to be CF #1 but shes ATF at this point) at the end of VIP told me her lipstick smeared on my face and I can't leave VIP looking like that. She then took her hand and with her fingers smudged it off my lips and chin. I gave her a napkin, she spat on it, and further cleaned my face. She then said I look perfect again, and we kissed a couple more times really quickly, hugged and parted in the VIP section.
I forgot to mention what I did, when she mentioned my face is a lipstick mess, I told her "baby all I want is you, I dont care that you got lipstick over me" and smiled, and then she silently started smudging it off my face while we both looked in each others eyes.
No problem here. But then again I always shower and change my clothes before and after clubbing. Perfume, lipstick, make up, self-tanner, sweat, body fluids ... none of that matters. It all gets washed away.
Damn, if you're too lazy to look in the mirror before you take off from the club -- don't you guys head to the bathroom to at least wash your hands and pee before leaving? -- then I guess you deserve to go to a meeting covered in lipstick. Or glitter! "Janice, did you see Larry come into the meeting all glittery and sparkly? I thought I was in a fairy tale!"
I can't say I avoid dancers with lipstick, but I do avoid one in particular that left makeup stains on my face and shirt after a VIP. It sucks walking around not knowing you have some makeup rub off on you.
It's bad to go to a meeting directly from a club. I'm not judging you - but there is a chance the folks you are meeting with will make some judgements. The lipstick isn't good. The smell of other club odors isn't good either. If you smell like booze or stripper perfume - that doesn't work well either. Even having eyes that are a bit bloodshot can be a bad sign.
It's best to make a trip to the men's room - look critically in the mirror - wash your face - wipe down your shirt and pants - and wash your hands. Pop a few breath mints too - to help combat the smell of alcohol.
Since you were already late for a meeting - you need to make the call. Is it better to come in 5 minutes late with lipstick on you - or is it better to come in 10 minutes late without the lipstick and without the smell of the club?
What I forgot to point out was after I went to the restroom to clean up, when I came back, everyone burst out laughing. Then we took care of the business in the meeting. The mood was pretty light.
I once stopped off at a club on the way to a big meeting with a customer and the dancer got something (Spray tan, some type of base) all over my crotch. I did see it in the mens room mirror, but could not get it off. I stopped and bought new pants before the meeting. I now watch for that whenever I am travelling.
"No problem here. But then again I always shower and change my clothes before and after clubbing. Perfume, lipstick, make up, self-tanner, sweat, body fluids ... none of that matters. It all gets washed away. "
No. I shower at home both times. It's less suspicious that way and more convenient. It was the wife's idea. Though I also have access to showers at my gym and at work.
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Worst one I ever encountered, though, was dark red streaks on the front of my pants after a lapper. No, she did not go by the name "Flo." But eww.
I can't say I avoid dancers with lipstick, but I do avoid one in particular that left makeup stains on my face and shirt after a VIP. It sucks walking around not knowing you have some makeup rub off on you.
It's best to make a trip to the men's room - look critically in the mirror - wash your face - wipe down your shirt and pants - and wash your hands. Pop a few breath mints too - to help combat the smell of alcohol.
Since you were already late for a meeting - you need to make the call. Is it better to come in 5 minutes late with lipstick on you - or is it better to come in 10 minutes late without the lipstick and without the smell of the club?
Where do you do that before you go home?