Read the past reviews but seems to be trending down in quality. Since the same girls have worked there for a long time, I'm not sure if there is that variation. Headed into San fran next week for a conference and not sure if I should blow my stripper savings all at once here. They have a Twitter feed with pics @mbotlive. Are these accurate at all?
I went a couple of times earlier this year. The layout, with the creepy porn theatre, and the much nicer stripper theatre, is fun to see once in your life. And the lights in the main theatre are lots of fun if you're high.
But otherwise it's a complete tourist ripoff with even less value than Vegas clubs. The prices are insane, there are tacky rip offs that insult your intelligence like the two girl show which is not even remotely what it sounds like, and minimal talent level. Worst part was the night there were two "girls" on stage that I swear used to be guys. In two weekday evening visits I only saw 2-3 girls that I would fuck, but only if they lowered the price by at least $1K.
But then again if you're into paying four figures for a covered blow job then this is your place. Local's claim that there is value to be had if you're a regular, which does nothing to help a tourist.
If I were you I'd go once just for the experience. But I would plan on spending very little, and stick to the plan. I could fuck a DS twice for what you'd pay here.
I haven't been in a bit, but if quality is trending down, that's too bad. The place used to reliably have the hottest girls besides Gold Club. It is *expensive*, but I will tell you, with 100% confidence, no one gets quoted the prices JS69 got quoted above, unless they smell tourist on you. Prices are still HIGH, but you can get a BJ from a gorgeous girl (have to see myself whether "gorgeous" still applies to the girls there) for $250-$300 and FS for another hunnert on that. Nothing like the 4-figures JS69 was quoted. I have no idea how the girls' tourist-radar works, but maybe when asked, start with, "Why yes, I AM a regular here" might help you pass the sniff test :) The only other place I'd recommend for extras is Crazy Horse, and that place is loaded with its own caveats, which I'll tell you about if you care.
Otherwise, if you just want to get drunk with fun girls, there are some good options here. And, of course, seeing them OTC afterwards or the next day is an option...I can give you some options for that, and advice on what to stay away from.
The girl who quoted me 4 figures was a 9.5, so yeah I'm sure if you go down the scale it'll get cheaper. But not cheap enough. I know how to get value from strippers whether I'm a tourist or not, and this clearly isn't the place.
John, definitely not saying you didn't experience what you experienced, or that you fucked up on the negoatiating, because I've heard it before. But the figures I quoted are not from the unattractive ones... if you're paying MBOT prices, you might as well get MBOT quality, that's the only reason I bother going there at all, I can get cheaper action from 7s at Crazy Horse. I'm saying the prices I quoted easily apply to 8.5-9.5 girls. What they won't apply to is night shift once it gets busy -- after 10pm later in the week or weekends. But there's a decent-sized backchannel of MBOT regulars (used to be a huge backchannel before redbook went down) who know each other well, and I'm not the only one getting better prices.
'course, pjsands, no reason to have to choose which one of us is describing the experience you're more likely to have -- I do think it's a good idea to visit the place, not on a busy night, and check it for yourself. One gotcha: whatever price you're negotiating, make it crystal clear whether it includes the room fee or not, which can add another hunnert. Make sure you have a backup plan, just in case JS's story comes true for you, too.
I just looked at the twitter feed pics. With the caveat that MBOT has been famous for two decades, for making gorgeous women look bad in their pics, it's at least vaguely in the ballpark. Lots and lots of pics of Gigi D'Amore (can't blame her for self-promoting). The pics of Allison Armani, Chloe Rose, Jennifer York,Valentina Poly and others don't do them justice IMO, but you get the general feel I guess. Some of those girls make my heart pound in person, but you wouldn't know that from the pics at all.
It has been a number of years since I was at MBOT, but, I have to admit, my experience was more like Subra describes both in quality and price. I especially enjoyed watching a live girl-girl show between two 9's with nipple play, cunnilingus, finger play and dildo play mere feet from my unobstructed view and was really turned on. That was unique for me! I also enjoyed a lapper from the back of the porn theatre -- I didn't find it creepy.
Arrive as early as possible to avoid the step-up cover charge. Visit every room while there. Do it all. Act like you're a regular. Plan on staying several hours and bring 2 to 3 times what you might spend elsewhere, just in case the inspiration strikes you. You will not need $1,000 to have a pleasantly memorable experience. Since becoming a TUSCL member, I have concluded there are several towns/clubs that should be on every SC hound's bucket list. I would say MBOT counts as one of those places. Other SF strip clubs, to me, are not that much different from clubs that can be found elsewhere all over the country. SSDD. MBOT is one of a kind. Not saying it is a tremendous value (see Tijuana), but it is to be experienced.
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But otherwise it's a complete tourist ripoff with even less value than Vegas clubs. The prices are insane, there are tacky rip offs that insult your intelligence like the two girl show which is not even remotely what it sounds like, and minimal talent level. Worst part was the night there were two "girls" on stage that I swear used to be guys. In two weekday evening visits I only saw 2-3 girls that I would fuck, but only if they lowered the price by at least $1K.
But then again if you're into paying four figures for a covered blow job then this is your place. Local's claim that there is value to be had if you're a regular, which does nothing to help a tourist.
If I were you I'd go once just for the experience. But I would plan on spending very little, and stick to the plan. I could fuck a DS twice for what you'd pay here.
Otherwise, if you just want to get drunk with fun girls, there are some good options here. And, of course, seeing them OTC afterwards or the next day is an option...I can give you some options for that, and advice on what to stay away from.
'course, pjsands, no reason to have to choose which one of us is describing the experience you're more likely to have -- I do think it's a good idea to visit the place, not on a busy night, and check it for yourself. One gotcha: whatever price you're negotiating, make it crystal clear whether it includes the room fee or not, which can add another hunnert. Make sure you have a backup plan, just in case JS's story comes true for you, too.
Arrive as early as possible to avoid the step-up cover charge. Visit every room while there. Do it all. Act like you're a regular. Plan on staying several hours and bring 2 to 3 times what you might spend elsewhere, just in case the inspiration strikes you. You will not need $1,000 to have a pleasantly memorable experience. Since becoming a TUSCL member, I have concluded there are several towns/clubs that should be on every SC hound's bucket list. I would say MBOT counts as one of those places. Other SF strip clubs, to me, are not that much different from clubs that can be found elsewhere all over the country. SSDD. MBOT is one of a kind. Not saying it is a tremendous value (see Tijuana), but it is to be experienced.
I've read that the 60 room fee for 15 mins. Could I pay for 30 mins up front or do I have to re anty?