Once i get these hot strippers outside and in a motel room i have a problem..see they are so hot and expensive(8, 9 for $500-$1,000) i cant bring myself to cum until i have fucked the dog shit out of their brains in every position and hole they have.
Most can't believe a fat guy can fuck so good i normally get steep discount for repeats and annoying phone calls and text because their boyfriend or husband cant toss it like this fat boy
Any body else be like this or similar ?
...and I am pretty sure that they are ready to fuck you for free after first OTC, aren't they?
;)
And yes i use penis pumps, libido and eriction enhancers to give myself that extra edge
Free shit i wish lol...no they still want my money..
I got wet just imagining it.
I JUST jizzed reading about your wetness
yeah....except I don't pay...and she's not a stripper but a club chick.
You had me at "fat guy"
Lol
Esta i fuck fat chicks fo free
Knight lol yea im fat
You're making me feel inadequate for not being fat.
Lol, its true jack being fat has it's advantage of being underestimated in the sack
It's a reaction to your Viagra. Call Amy Schumer! youtube.com
You should be the new pitchman for the “Dos Equis” beer commercials as “the most interesting man in the world”
Makes me wanna buy a "Who Farted?" t-shirt and head to Cheesecake Factory for dinner
Lol !!!!!! You silly fucks
Please don't tell me these hot dancers have dogshit inside of them. It's ruining the fantasy for me.
Juice gettin on top of bitches and squishing them cause he's fat. One time a girls eye popped out of her eye socket
Lmfao
Ha ha!
Yeah. All the time.