Ode to jerikson40

Jerikson I must ask, where are you these days?
Without your cheerful presence I can't even enjoy the sun's warm rays.

You taught us so much, like why under 50 cents is what a lap dance should cost,
Without this infinite source of wisdom I am truly lost.

Has something happened to her, like maybe she's been hurt and is lying somewhere in a ditch,
I know who she is but she deserves compassion, even though she is a rip off bitch.

Are you still dancing jerikson, I truly want to know,
You left us so suddenly, why did you have to go?

I'm sorry that I told everyone who you really are,
but come back to tuscl because without our wise advice you can't go far.

You hate guns, the look of a pussy, and everything that we hold dear,
But we want you to come back and play, have no fear.

Sure we ridicule you and your feminine views, calling you a little bitch,
But we know that when you get a big spender in the VIP, you scratch right where he's got an itch.

So jerk off son, are you gone for good or will you come back,
Across your face with our hands, that's how we want to smack.