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WTF is a DS?

Dougster

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

Da System?

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just_the_nuts

Lol....brilliant !!!

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san_jose_guy

Dream Stripper, as used by a dirty old man who is now spending most of his time cheating on his wife while smoking weed with a 19yo who is also into Born Again Christianity.

SJG

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just_the_nuts

Lol

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gawker

Yup, sounds like a textbook, midlife crisis to me.

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Dougster

Why not just use the term ATF like everyone else does? Another TUSCL ego-maniac who needs to think he is doing something beyond paying a hooker for sex? Should we expect a System on how to find your DS hitting the articles section?

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Dougster

Ok, ok. I think I get it. He uses the term "DS" because while all us lesser strip club goers have merely found an "All Time Favorite" which, by definition, everyone has, he has stepped it up a notch and found the ultimate dream stripper even imaginable. All hail JohnSmith! That one might even top The System in terms of TUSCL achievements.

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sclvr5005

Dumb Shit.

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just_the_nuts

Lol bingo dougster

Sounds like alot a faggotry

Let me guess the dream stripper was found in a dive bar as well

Smells fishy

Could this be ricks new account ?

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mikeya02

Here's a way to get a DS...lol

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just_the_nuts

Lol

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crazyjoe

Dick sucker?

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san_jose_guy

Yes @Dougster,. I think you've pegged it, a TUSCL egomaniac and someone who thinks he is a notch up above everybody else. And yes, he worships her.

But I don't think "just paying a hooker for sex" is accurate. For better or worse he does have an emotionally involving relationship with his girl. He mocked me for such ideas, but he has gone much much further than I ever have, especially while I was married.

SJG

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Dougster

Lol!

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just_the_nuts

Lol

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Diva1975

Lol to your first comment sjg!

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JohnSmith69

Yes I am a dirty old man who is now spending most of his time cheating on his wife while smoking weed with an incredibly hot 19yo. And I share the details on here cause seeking out that kind of situation is exactly what this board is all about. That seems like a much better way to spend one's time as compared to being a dirty old man who is obsessed with some stupid post by Rick Dugan that would otherwise have been forgotten long ago.

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4got2wipe

"Dream Stripper, as used by a dirty old man who is now spending most of his time cheating on his wife while smoking weed with a 19yo who is also into Born Again Christianity.

SJG"

Brilliant!

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4got2wipe

I missed the born again part! Does that mean DS is born again or that JohnSmith69 is born again?

If the former its a bit odd but if it's the latter it's brilliant! :)

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rockstar666

I wouldn't mind spending time cheating on my wife while fucking a hot 19 year old and smoking weed...but if she's born again it could be a problem as I'm a polytheistic pagan. I don't proselytize like the born again crowd does, but the first time she mentions Jesus as anything other than a fictional character, she's history.

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JohnSmith69

Not sure where SJG got the born again Christian part. It is of course true that we pray together after each orgasm. But doesn't everyone do that?

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rockstar666

I pray BEFORE the orgasm myself.

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crazyjoe

This thread is fucked up

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crazyjoe

^^^ in a funny way

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just_the_nuts

Indeed lol

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warhawks

I thank God AFTER every Orgasm....

I think the girls do too.... They always say: "OH GOD!, OH GOD!, OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, I figure they must be praying?

lol.

S
Supremeruler

I thank god after I'm sure I didn't catch anything.

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just_the_nuts

I thank the lord once i stash the dead stripper body under the trailer lol

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Papi_Chulo

DS = Direct Stimulation

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san_jose_guy

I think TUSCL is full of egomaniacs. Hanging out in strip clubs does that do a guy. It is true, all of us regular posters are egomaniacs.

When I first joined I wrote on my profile that I did now want to live as a PL. I want to be King Herod the Great.

I have to give JS69 credit here, as it sounds like he has decided to divorce his wife. While I would never want to influence someone one way or the other on that, I do believe that one cannot live by continuing to cheat. One must openly stand up for what one believes in. One must either be faithful or divorce, except for those very few situations where it is agreed to.

I don't see any reason to be making fun of Rick Dugan or his system.

SJG

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JohnSmith69

"I don't see any reason to be making fun of Rick Dugan or his system"

Ouch Dougster, that's gotta hurt. Are you and SJG going to break up over this?

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