Does Listermint really work?

Try gasoline

LOL! Brilliant!

Try Astro

If that doesnt work visit the guys on deadliest catch and try to get some crab traps

Astro? The dog from the Jetsons or the lube?

I'd definitely want to dip my dick in listermint if I did anything with Astro from the Jetsons!

Seriously, Tea Tree Oil. You can get it at any pharmacy, including WalMart. Little expensive (about $6 an ounce) but works great. Just massage into your hair, let set for about 10 minutes then shampoo. Usually one treatment is all you need. I have also used it for flees on my dog, and works wonders. Also good for acne, dry skin, burns, cuts, crabs, jock itch. Have also been told (although haven't had this problem) helps with herpes symptoms.

Why are Americans so fond on quack medicine (or non-medicine)?

God damnit would you sillies listen to the advice I give? Listermint to cure any STDs and Windex applied to all cuts, bruises and non-STD related blisters.

I don't know about listerine... But hot butter usually goes well with crabs....

^^^ Yummy

This thread is Brilliant forgot 2 wipe thank you for introducing it. You just crack me up. Are you British? I imagine you as a British bloke saying everything is Brilliant!

Where do you find a crab with no legs?

Where you left it.

Diva, when Brits use "brilliant," it's in more of an ironic sense, like when a situation is going all to shit for them, they might say, "Brilliant." I don't remember seeing 4got use any British spellings either; for instance, Americans use "color" and Brits use "colour."

RID-x.

No, you idiot.

Less than brilliant!

NO!

I wonder if I should send this in to the Mythbusters guys! If they did a "listermint kills crab lice" show it would be just brilliant!