A Real Relationship or A monthly Stripper Allowance

I was comparing us to 20 year old strippers. Besides, it's really sick to be a dirty young man or even a dirty middle-aged man. But a dirty old man is a classic. We can't let the young girls down. It's a tough job but somebody's gotta do it.

We may not get a discount but I think we do get extra attention. A lot of these girls seem to really go for us old farts. It's the main thing I like about strip clubs. Maybe they should be called dirty old mens' clubs.

First Discount to be discussed on national TV

Headlines: Strip Club takes advantage of Dirty old men

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FONDL: Friggin Great response..... I wonder what would happen if they put strippers in nursing homes?

Yes, social security sounds like a stripper allowance now that I think of it. :)

I already get a stripper allowance, it's called social security. Which strikes me as a good name for it, after all it's very social and it's pretty secure. What could be better?

Hi Fondl,

Unfortunately, the government is still in the marriage business. And, I'm not receiving a my monthly stripper allowance--but do pay various forms of stripper tax. :(

Eliminating government licensed marriage has a lot of merit as does a monthly stripper allowance for no and low income men.

If the government outlawed marriage, I'll bet a lot of women who don't give their husbands any honey and still take his money would become homeless...;-)

Frankly...I'd hire a maid and a dog walker!!!!

Just can't determine if I'd miss the hair in the Drain?

FONDL: LMAO :) Good one!!!!!

Hey I'm greedy, I want both. But it sounds to me like Shadowcat and Kyle already do what you're suggesting.