How about "You're a smooth talker."
or this scene
Unknown dancer "You mind if I sit at your table?"
me "I don't mind but I don't have any cash left."
dancer "I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT."
Then she sits down and we chat.
Things or phrases RL has never heard before
Comments
How about, "You're my favorite customer, I always look forward to seeing you because you're always so nice to me."
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