First Strip Club Experience
Any memorable/anxious/embarassing moments the first time you went to a strip club?
My first time going was when I was 16 years old. Obviously it was awesome having a brother who was 18 and cool enough to let me use his ID. I asked him if I could borrow his ID for the night, coming up with a lame excuse that I wanted to go to a Hooka Lounge (even though my brother is more into strip clubs than myself).
Obviously, all of my friends are under 18 so I had to pull of this solo mission. I ended up going on a Friday early evening. If I would have known better at that age I probably should have gone later in the night to possibly avoid any drama with the bouncers since I figured they would be more busy.
I walked up, showed them my ID and immediately got a weird look from the bouncer. Again, I look nothing like my brother. He ended up calling a second bouncer to check out the ID and at this point I wanted to shit myself, but tried my best to play it cool. I remember the bouncer asking the usual questions to check the validity...name, date of birth, address, etc. Good thing I got all the answer right...that would have been embarrassing. The bouncer then made a comment saying, 'well now I need you to sign your name and if its not a perfect match we're going to have to call the police to have them check it out.'
Luckily right before seeing the bouncers I made sure to take a mental note of my brothers signature, which for my sake was easy-peasy to duplicate. Normal cursive writing, thin with a forward slant including the initial of his middle name. So i signed his name, matched it perfectly and then I was in heaven for my first strip club experience. It was pretty wild, I got a lap dance from a girl with good mileage who was mouthing my erect penis over my shorts. Then I went up to the stage to tip singles when one of the strippers stood me up, took off my polo shirt, and started sucking on my nips. She threw my shirt on the stage so I just had to sit there shirtless for the last song which was pretty awkward being half naked in front of a bunch of dudes.
All in all...great experience and happy I got away clean with it :)
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My first time going was when I was 16 years old. Obviously it was awesome having a brother who was 18 and cool enough to let me use his ID. I asked him if I could borrow his ID for the night, coming up with a lame excuse that I wanted to go to a Hooka Lounge (even though my brother is more into strip clubs than myself).
Obviously, all of my friends are under 18 so I had to pull of this solo mission. I ended up going on a Friday early evening. If I would have known better at that age I probably should have gone later in the night to possibly avoid any drama with the bouncers since I figured they would be more busy.
I walked up, showed them my ID and immediately got a weird look from the bouncer. Again, I look nothing like my brother. He ended up calling a second bouncer to check out the ID and at this point I wanted to shit myself, but tried my best to play it cool. I remember the bouncer asking the usual questions to check the validity...name, date of birth, address, etc. Good thing I got all the answer right...that would have been embarrassing. The bouncer then made a comment saying, 'well now I need you to sign your name and if its not a perfect match we're going to have to call the police to have them check it out.'
Luckily right before seeing the bouncers I made sure to take a mental note of my brothers signature, which for my sake was easy-peasy to duplicate. Normal cursive writing, thin with a forward slant including the initial of his middle name. So i signed his name, matched it perfectly and then I was in heaven for my first strip club experience. It was pretty wild, I got a lap dance from a girl with good mileage who was mouthing my erect penis over my shorts. Then I went up to the stage to tip singles when one of the strippers stood me up, took off my polo shirt, and started sucking on my nips. She threw my shirt on the stage so I just had to sit there shirtless for the last song which was pretty awkward being half naked in front of a bunch of dudes.
All in all...great experience and happy I got away clean with it :)
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My friends bought me two hours with a little Vietnamese girl named Kim. Back then, AIDS and Herpes not being the big things they seem to be now, bareback seemed like a no brainer. Fortunately, I was in fact invulnerable at that point, and didn't catch anything. I've never gotten that drunk again while in a club.
She pretty much wore me out.
They snuck over and paid her in advance for a lap dance for me. A few minutes later she came up and started talking to me and asked me if I wanted a dance. I initially declined but then she said it was already paid for. Obviously I'm not one to turn down a free lap dance so I accepted. It's the only lap dance I've had so I don't have anything to compare it to but it was pretty good. There was a quite a bit of one way contact, she was grinding all over me and reached down to rub my dick through my pants a couple times. Unfortunately she didn't offer to let me squeeze her tits.
This SC wasn't all nude, so she had to wear panties during the lap dance. Halfway through the dance she mentioned that the bouncer was new and didn't know all the rules, so she moved her panties out of the way to show me her pussy.
After the lap dance she went back on the main stage. We were sitting along the stage again and when I went to tip her she took off my glasses and shoved them down her panties and started rubbing them all over her pussy.
Spent an hour asking a gorgeous, tall, curvy Italian/Native American dancer some of the stupidest questions in the world. One of my favorite dumbass questions was, "So, when I walked in did you decide on your own to come over and talk to me, or did someone send you over." She laughed and said she came over on her own.
When she asked if I wanted a dance, I foolishly said no, since I was clueless about lap dance. I thought strip clubs were just about watching naked or topless chicks spin around poles. After she stepped away to go check in with the DJ, another dancer approached and convinced me to try my first lap dance. Later, a real cutie didn't have to do much to get me into the Champagne Room. Had my first non-sexual OTC (lunch time drink) with that dancer the next day. I never reconnected with the first hottie. I think she was pissed she didn't get to pop my strip club cherry. Hope to make it up to her next time I'm in MB, if she's still there.
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Guys were tipping a dollar for kisses. I think some of the guys wanted me to join their Fraternity. Before I knew it she was kissing me without me holding up a dollar bill. To my surprise she was French kissing me. I French kissed her back. I was thinking that was an awfully long kiss for everyone watching. I had fun.