If a stripper seems to LIKE you, do you ASK her out on a date?
No, however I do ask them if they are part of the RomanticLover and davids dating service where every stripper is available for some outside the club fun for only $5.
Show the bitch your PRISON TATTOOS and wear your LEATHER MOTORCYCLE JACKET. If that dosen't work for you then WHIP OUT YOUR PENIS and wave it at her. Tell her that you are a CRIMINAL but that with the help of a GOOD WOMAN you could become a (wait for it...) HARDENED CRIMINAL.
Also note that women are pretty good at picking up on when men like them (thought not 100% accurate). If they know this but notice that you are not asking them out, they will conclude that it's because you lack the BALLS to do it. Once that happens your chances of romantic possibilities with them are basically zilch.
It really depends if you like her. If you do then you should ask her out as early as possible for two reasons:
a) strippers are great at exploiting ambiguity for their own money making advantage: the longer you wait the more money it's costing you
b) the more money you spend the more desperate you look and the less attractive you are going to seem to her
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No, however I do ask them if they are part of the RomanticLover and davids dating service where every stripper is available for some outside the club fun for only $5.
Show the bitch your PRISON TATTOOS and wear your LEATHER MOTORCYCLE JACKET. If that dosen't work for you then WHIP OUT YOUR PENIS and wave it at her. Tell her that you are a CRIMINAL but that with the help of a GOOD WOMAN you could become a (wait for it...) HARDENED CRIMINAL.
a) strippers are great at exploiting ambiguity for their own money making advantage: the longer you wait the more money it's costing you
b) the more money you spend the more desperate you look and the less attractive you are going to seem to her