Guilty pleasures

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• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Sleeping with my CF, after fucking, while high and slightly buzzed. Did I mention that we had a great dinner beforehand after we had massages?
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Being 16 and getting a 100% on my drivers test without even studying.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  The first time I Triangled an opponent.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Driving down I-5 in a pick-up full of you know what, from Trinity County to San Bernardino County. I was shitting bricks for hours but the payoff was worth it.
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  It's close between my three favorites - big score in the stock market; fucking a stripper in the ass and/or cuming on her face; and slam dunking one of those faggots alutard or RickyBoy.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  @Dougster-What about that time you got the dunk plus and 1? 4 points and game.
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  "shitting"
  
  NOT surprised you said this. You seemed to be TOTALLY obsessed with this subject.
• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  ^^^^ Shut up Jeffrey.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  C'mon Al, shitting is fun. I fasted for 5 days while drinking this unusual, TCM tea. When I finally took a shit, it looked like an Iguana was in the toilet. No shit.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Lol slick
• gawker

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  11 years ago

  There was a book I think I read in the 60's named "been Down so Long, Looks Like Up to Me". It was written by Mimi Farina, I think. There was an entire section about two guys seeing who could produce the longest turd. This was all due to "altered" consciousness, of course. I just remember laughing so hard I nearly shit myself and I don't think I've thought of that in the past 50 years until reading this thread. Now I've got to see if its in print anywhere.
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  @slic; lol!
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  When I was 10, the greatest thing was riding my bike to Thrifty and getting a comic book and a three scoop ice cream cone for 27 cents.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  @ alutard... thanks for the pm and your concern for my health. I could not pm you back so I am posting this here. Thank you for the offer of a free colonoscopy. However, I already have PROFESSIONAL medical advice from my doctor so i will not be needing your services. You will not be sticking anything up my ass. Sorry to burst your pleasure bubble
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  Watching Fear Factor, Maury and other junk food TV.
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  Other than sex I would say the first time I experienced a weird time effect and my body wasn't in tune with the speed of everyone else. I could move as fast as I was seeing everythng. The first time I experienced everything in slow motion, I could not move my muscles any faster than anyone else.
  
  I was drinking at a strip club one night when I noticed it. I played all 23 levels of an arcade game in the club and at least half way through again before I got bored or the effect wore off.
  
  Another time I didn't think I was that affected but a dancer told me she never saw anyone move so fast before. I haven't experienced the effect in years that I can remember. A scientific explanation might involve something strange going on.
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  Oh, just remembered another one that never repeated. I thought it was real cool to have a dust devil form around me and move with me at the eye.
  
  I also thought it was cool when the wind blew the lobby door open for me one night in college and scared the living daylights out of a guy in the lobby. The door went completely open and then closed by itself after I walked in. lol, the guy in the lobby had eyes that got real big. He ran for it as if I was Freddy Kruger ducking and running.
  
  I wondered if he saw something I did not when I left and the door suddenly opened up for me again. Those doors pushed kind of hard. Cool but spooky. The wind wasn't blowing very much when I left.
  
  I can't see the spirit world so I had no clue who or what was in the lobby with me. I played an arcade game in the lobby for 30 minutes and that door never opened the whole time.
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  Cheese. Eating cheese. Cutting off a huge wedge of cheese and wolfing it down like eating an apple. No fancy crackers. Not meat and bread. Just cheese
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  ^^^ Cheese is good. Another great thing was, as a teenager, coming home late and stoned to mom's chocalate chip cookies and a glass of milk.
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  shark: "Other than sex I would say the first time I experienced a weird time effect and my body wasn't in tune with the speed of everyone else."
  
  Happened to a friend of mine who was doing psychedelics...