Guilty pleasures

Sleeping with my CF, after fucking, while high and slightly buzzed. Did I mention that we had a great dinner beforehand after we had massages?

Being 16 and getting a 100% on my drivers test without even studying.

The first time I Triangled an opponent.

Driving down I-5 in a pick-up full of you know what, from Trinity County to San Bernardino County. I was shitting bricks for hours but the payoff was worth it.

It's close between my three favorites - big score in the stock market; fucking a stripper in the ass and/or cuming on her face; and slam dunking one of those faggots alutard or RickyBoy.

@Dougster-What about that time you got the dunk plus and 1? 4 points and game.

"shitting"

NOT surprised you said this. You seemed to be TOTALLY obsessed with this subject.

^^^^ Shut up Jeffrey.

C'mon Al, shitting is fun. I fasted for 5 days while drinking this unusual, TCM tea. When I finally took a shit, it looked like an Iguana was in the toilet. No shit.

Lol slick

There was a book I think I read in the 60's named "been Down so Long, Looks Like Up to Me". It was written by Mimi Farina, I think. There was an entire section about two guys seeing who could produce the longest turd. This was all due to "altered" consciousness, of course. I just remember laughing so hard I nearly shit myself and I don't think I've thought of that in the past 50 years until reading this thread. Now I've got to see if its in print anywhere.

@slic; lol!

When I was 10, the greatest thing was riding my bike to Thrifty and getting a comic book and a three scoop ice cream cone for 27 cents.

@ alutard... thanks for the pm and your concern for my health. I could not pm you back so I am posting this here. Thank you for the offer of a free colonoscopy. However, I already have PROFESSIONAL medical advice from my doctor so i will not be needing your services. You will not be sticking anything up my ass. Sorry to burst your pleasure bubble

Watching Fear Factor, Maury and other junk food TV.

Other than sex I would say the first time I experienced a weird time effect and my body wasn't in tune with the speed of everyone else. I could move as fast as I was seeing everythng. The first time I experienced everything in slow motion, I could not move my muscles any faster than anyone else.

I was drinking at a strip club one night when I noticed it. I played all 23 levels of an arcade game in the club and at least half way through again before I got bored or the effect wore off.

Another time I didn't think I was that affected but a dancer told me she never saw anyone move so fast before. I haven't experienced the effect in years that I can remember. A scientific explanation might involve something strange going on.

Oh, just remembered another one that never repeated. I thought it was real cool to have a dust devil form around me and move with me at the eye.

I also thought it was cool when the wind blew the lobby door open for me one night in college and scared the living daylights out of a guy in the lobby. The door went completely open and then closed by itself after I walked in. lol, the guy in the lobby had eyes that got real big. He ran for it as if I was Freddy Kruger ducking and running.

I wondered if he saw something I did not when I left and the door suddenly opened up for me again. Those doors pushed kind of hard. Cool but spooky. The wind wasn't blowing very much when I left.

I can't see the spirit world so I had no clue who or what was in the lobby with me. I played an arcade game in the lobby for 30 minutes and that door never opened the whole time.

Cheese. Eating cheese. Cutting off a huge wedge of cheese and wolfing it down like eating an apple. No fancy crackers. Not meat and bread. Just cheese

^^^ Cheese is good. Another great thing was, as a teenager, coming home late and stoned to mom's chocalate chip cookies and a glass of milk.

shark: "Other than sex I would say the first time I experienced a weird time effect and my body wasn't in tune with the speed of everyone else."

Happened to a friend of mine who was doing psychedelics...