Has anyone PAID a stripper to KISS on the LIPS?

Not me.

<<Really, JMguy? It seems more like self-referent dramatic irony to me. Even if he were aware of the irony of calling himself RomanticLover, that would be more sarcastic than ironic.>>

Considering the most usable definition of dramatic irony (all are aware with the exception of...) you might have a point. But I think we've both given this more thought than it deserves as it is. :)

Really, JMguy? It seems more like self-referent dramatic irony to me. Even if he were aware of the irony of calling himself RomanticLover, that would be more sarcastic than ironic.

Which lips?

<<RomanticLover, answer me this: what kind of woman loves a "romantic lover" who spends all his time posting stupid shit like you do here on this Web site?>>

It's what some people would call "situational irony"

Paid to KISS!!!!

Paid to have CONVERSATION!!!!!!!!

PAID to have COMPANY!!!!!

pAID to have LAP DANCES!!!

PAID to have DRINKS with the DANCERS!!!!!!

RomanticLover, answer me this: what kind of woman loves a "romantic lover" who spends all his time posting stupid shit like you do here on this Web site?