having strippers by me thangs

How about some English or literature classes? That might be beneficial for you

$500 worth of thongs?

Damn son. Share the wealth. I only have one and gets kind of yucky after a week.

Buy me things? Nah, I ain't pimp enough for that to happen.

Its funny how peole always b hating.....thangs Doug for calling me pimp its nice

No, some have bought me a beer, but no clothing.

$500, Wow! I'm wondering how many girls juice is managing. Sounds like a profitable setup.

I'm lucky if a dancer buys me a beer after buying her beers for months. Free dances instead of jabbing is more likely but that is no money out of her pocket in one club. The club doesn't count dances.

Juice my friend don't be listenin' to ol' 23cambydude...you need to step it up a notch...write something 'bout strippers that reads like a prophecy in Galilean Aramaic translated into Middle English by the dudes who wrote the Passion o' da Christ and the transliterated into Cyrillic characters jes' for the LULZ...you should do for postin' on TUSCL what Reed did for Classical Music when he composed Metal Machine Music my brother...take my current abuse of sentence structure and SQUARE it...fuck, I wanna see craziness raised to the Nth power...how big an N can you achieve???

There have been 3 stripers that have given me gifts. I have had flowers, house plants, crude t-shirts, an answering machine, tequila, a watch, etc. I guess the most exotic was a bottle of Vino Viagro from the Philippines.

An escort used to buy me stuff, a stripper no. But my fav gives me homemade cookies from time to time.

"An escort used to buy me stuff"

I never had an escort buy me stuff - but knew one that GAVE me something

Get some penicillin for that motorhead. Or maybe acyclovir?

Pimp on player... where she at

You are the mother fuckin pimp daddy juice...

Crazypimpassjoe I love you bro