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Obviously a pub stunt but sparks the discussion - What is the most expensive weekend/trip/event "all in" that you have built around clubbing? Include airfare, missed earnings, or anything else that seems relevant; and finally - Was it worth the dough?
March 5, 2013 13:31 $1 Million LV Strip Club Package: Never a brand to do things by halves, Larry Flynt's Hustler Club in Las Vegas has a couple of exclusive packages to choose from if you feel like splurging a bit (actually, it's really only one package, because once one of 'ems gone, all deals are off). For $500,000, you and your party can enjoy the very last bottle of Dom Perignon Rose Gold vintage in the world (a Russian tycoon just quaffed the penultimate methuselah at a bar in London, and in so doing set a record, at $75,000, for the most expensive bottle of wine ever sold in the U.K.)
This last-remaining bottle is dipped in pink gold and is actually worth more than the six liters of prized bubbly that it contains. However, not only do you get to keep the bottle: With this package, you're also entitled to special use of Larry Flynt's private suite, multiple Hustler Honeys at your disposal (at that price, we'd want a whole herd), and VIP access to every Hustler Club in the world, among other perks. Or, seeing as this really is a once-in-a-lifetime never-to-be-repeated experience, step it up a notch and treat yourself to the full $1,000,000 version, which includes all of the above, plus a private chartered flight to/from your home, a hotel-suite stay for two nights -- oh, and a brand new Ferrari. Obviously. As they say at LFHC: "Go BIG...or stay HOME!"
March 5, 2013 13:31 $1 Million LV Strip Club Package: Never a brand to do things by halves, Larry Flynt's Hustler Club in Las Vegas has a couple of exclusive packages to choose from if you feel like splurging a bit (actually, it's really only one package, because once one of 'ems gone, all deals are off). For $500,000, you and your party can enjoy the very last bottle of Dom Perignon Rose Gold vintage in the world (a Russian tycoon just quaffed the penultimate methuselah at a bar in London, and in so doing set a record, at $75,000, for the most expensive bottle of wine ever sold in the U.K.)
This last-remaining bottle is dipped in pink gold and is actually worth more than the six liters of prized bubbly that it contains. However, not only do you get to keep the bottle: With this package, you're also entitled to special use of Larry Flynt's private suite, multiple Hustler Honeys at your disposal (at that price, we'd want a whole herd), and VIP access to every Hustler Club in the world, among other perks. Or, seeing as this really is a once-in-a-lifetime never-to-be-repeated experience, step it up a notch and treat yourself to the full $1,000,000 version, which includes all of the above, plus a private chartered flight to/from your home, a hotel-suite stay for two nights -- oh, and a brand new Ferrari. Obviously. As they say at LFHC: "Go BIG...or stay HOME!"
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But as we often say around here – to each their own.
On the plus side, its money better spent than on the virgin girl or the lifelike sex doll.