Best club in Detroit to get a handjob for less than $50 with out any valet parki

motorhead - I would like to help you out. Which way did you come in? :)

Hmmm Nope can't think of anywhere in Detroit where getting shop or shop at is not a possiblility.

Sorry motorhead. No matches with those criteria exist. :)

You go this way then you take a left at the oak tree. Then you turn left again. Oh wait make that 4 lefts then straight for 2 MILES. Then cross the tracks and stop next to the sycamore tree. Get out two big chains wrap one around your feet and atach it to the tree. Then put the other chain around your neck and atach it to the bumper of your car. Then put uour car in drive and put a big rock on the gas and let it rip. That will hopefully pull your head out of your ass so you can find your final destination

Lol what a mouthful motor!

Bogarts. I hear there's a chick there named bella that will rock ur world!!

That's a disgusting request. Denny's is unhealthy.

Skip the club altogether and ask your waitress at Denny's for a $50 handy.

Just the way to come back to tuscl. With nothing but laughter

Motor.... Great post....

It reflects how the discussion part has been lately.

How do I get this....or how do I get that.... What club is the best....etc.

READ.... TOFTT.....and just be social. Those are the best answers. If you want a 100% sure thing.... Hire a hooker or buy a nudie mag and take care of it yourself.

Gee, motorhead, I thought you finished 6th grade. You're truly a master satirist !!

So...what if I'm willing to pay $55 for the HJ? Can anybody help me find that club? Shit...I might even pay $59.95!!!

You are a generous man zip

Zip knows how to tip