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Stripper

mikeya02
What her friends think she does: Lying around on a bed of hundreds
What her dad thinks she does: being a waitress
What society thinks she does: Being a slut and fucking everybody
What her boss thinks she does: Drink until she passes out on the floor
What she thinks she does: Being a beautiful exotic dancer
What she really does: Listen to married men's problems and help solve them

11 comments

  • pabloantonio
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    12 years ago
    Exactly Mikey!
  • pabloantonio
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    12 years ago
    And I might add a dancer really is ALL those things sometimes.
  • Clubber
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    12 years ago
    Most dancers would fit some, some many, few all. What our quest is, is to find that perfect balance that we each wish.
  • staxwell
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    12 years ago
    Gotta love society.

    That fiddle, Mikeya...I want it! I want that guitar! Sell it to me!!!
  • Alucard
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    12 years ago
    A Stripper is a person earning more money by removing their clothes and interacting with customers than they could earn in another job.
  • 59
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    12 years ago
    Mikey,Mikey, Mikey - Seen this exact post on Facebook several times.

    C'mon man, be original at least!
  • gatorfan
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    12 years ago
    I thought you were describing a congress man
  • mjx01
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    12 years ago
    "Listen to men's problems" - agree

    "help solve them" - doubtful at best; likely increase the problems
  • staxwell
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    12 years ago
    Dear Alucard, Thank You!
  • mikeya02
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    12 years ago
    59; A stripper I met posted some pics of this. Just sharing, found it amusing.
  • tumblingdice
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    12 years ago
    And the band played on.
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