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Stripper

Jan 23, 2013, 8:09 AM
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mikeya02

What her friends think she does: Lying around on a bed of hundreds What her dad thinks she does: being a waitress What society thinks she does: Being a slut and fucking everybody What her boss thinks she does: Drink until she passes out on the floor What she thinks she does: Being a beautiful exotic dancer What she really does: Listen to married men's problems and help solve them

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Pablo Antonio

Exactly Mikey!

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Pablo Antonio

And I might add a dancer really is ALL those things sometimes.

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Clubber

Most dancers would fit some, some many, few all. What our quest is, is to find that perfect balance that we each wish.

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staxwell

Gotta love society.

That fiddle, Mikeya...I want it! I want that guitar! Sell it to me!!!

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Alucard

A Stripper is a person earning more money by removing their clothes and interacting with customers than they could earn in another job.

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59

Mikey,Mikey, Mikey - Seen this exact post on Facebook several times.

C'mon man, be original at least!

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gatorfan

I thought you were describing a congress man

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mjx01

"Listen to men's problems" - agree

"help solve them" - doubtful at best; likely increase the problems

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staxwell

Dear Alucard, Thank You!

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mikeya02

59; A stripper I met posted some pics of this. Just sharing, found it amusing.

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tumblingdice

And the band played on.

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