Stripper

mikeya02
What her friends think she does: Lying around on a bed of hundreds
What her dad thinks she does: being a waitress
What society thinks she does: Being a slut and fucking everybody
What her boss thinks she does: Drink until she passes out on the floor
What she thinks she does: Being a beautiful exotic dancer
What she really does: Listen to married men's problems and help solve them

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pabloantonio
12 years ago
Exactly Mikey!
pabloantonio
12 years ago
And I might add a dancer really is ALL those things sometimes.
Clubber
12 years ago
Most dancers would fit some, some many, few all. What our quest is, is to find that perfect balance that we each wish.
staxwell
12 years ago
Gotta love society.

That fiddle, Mikeya...I want it! I want that guitar! Sell it to me!!!
Alucard
12 years ago
A Stripper is a person earning more money by removing their clothes and interacting with customers than they could earn in another job.
59
12 years ago
Mikey,Mikey, Mikey - Seen this exact post on Facebook several times.

C'mon man, be original at least!
gatorfan
12 years ago
I thought you were describing a congress man
mjx01
12 years ago
"Listen to men's problems" - agree

"help solve them" - doubtful at best; likely increase the problems
staxwell
12 years ago
Dear Alucard, Thank You!
mikeya02
12 years ago
59; A stripper I met posted some pics of this. Just sharing, found it amusing.
tumblingdice
12 years ago
And the band played on.
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