lap dance questions

I never tip for just a lap dance. That requires at least a HJ.

The clubs I go to lap dances are 20 bucks. Assuming the dances are good and worthy of a tip I'll tip 10 bucks if I just buy 2 or 3 dances. Any more and I usually bump it up to 20 bucks tip. Again, this is if the dances are good. If they aren't, I don't tip.
That strippers attitude would earn her zero tip.

You gotta take what a dancer says w/ a grain of salt – a lot of them are f’ed up in the head and/or not very intelligent. As long as you are paying them for the dances and are not being purposely rude, then that is usually all they care about; i.e. that you spend $$$ on them (to my point, she did ask you if you wanted another dance).

I’ve had dancers themselves leave wet spots on me – on a few occasions, I’ve had a dancer enquire why my pants felt wet/moist and I told her it was from her not me.

If you were slightly wet, just tell her it may have been a bit of pre-cum. This happens all the time, as I’ve mentioned, it sometimes happens with the dancers themselves – it’s nothing new in the SC environment.

Most dancers *all* they care about is that they are making money from you. Just like you, I’ve had dancers tell me “ehwl you came – when I really hadn’t since I’ve never cummed from a LD – there may have been some pre-cum or slight wetness – but almost every time they complain about something like this, they still ask me if I want more dances.

With respect to tipping – some TUSCLers believe one should tip, others not – it may also vary geographically where it may be customary to tip in certain areas . I hardly ever tip although I spend a good amount of $$$ in the clubs; I just choose to spend it my way. A lot of dancers may give you a bad look b/c you don’t tip them, but hey their job is to get as much $$$ out of you as possible. I hardly ever tip, but I do get a lot of LDs, and the girls see this and they keep coming to me.

Neon, no need to be embarrassed. Communication while she is dancing help, for example:

"You are making me hard"
"You're making me wet"
"I love your body"
"You feel so good"

You get the point. If after a hot session, she gets all huffy, then she's just a mechanical bitch and I would find someone else in the future to dance for me.

Just pm lap dance king. He is the expert on that

I tip when I've fallen over

"usually "clean the pipes" before clubbing"

With Drano or Liquid Plummer?

I've got a stripper who's a good friend and tells me all kinds of shit. Sometimes she'll set out to make a guy come in his pants during a ld, but usually she'll try to get him to the edge in hopes of getting him to VIP, where she can really bleed him for cash by blowing him or occasionally fucking the guy for big $$$$. I've overheard her talking with other dancers, sometimes laughing, otherwise wistful about guys getting all wet. They also frequently talk about the length and thickness of customer's johnsons.